# What is your wifi network name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951 "2016-02-24T04:36:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Artemis\_Tardis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Artemis\_Tardis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Artemis_Tardis)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/1 "2016-02-24T04:36:07Z")

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I have bought a very nice signed print by the Oatmeal featuring [Nikolai Tesla riding a cat and a very scared Edison running from a death ray.](http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/blog/merch_nov_2012/edisons_nightmare_big.jpg). Therefore, I named my network Tesla (and the password is also related to the picture). What about you guys? Any special names or meanings?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/2 "2016-02-24T06:45:27Z")

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“Jarvis”. Not very original, but my wife’s a Marvel fangirl.

One of my neighbors - I have no idea whom - has “Pretty Fly for a WiFi”, which is cool.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/3 "2016-02-24T07:27:27Z")

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Iguanadon. The whole network has a dinosaur/fossil theme.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/4 "2016-02-24T07:31:17Z")

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ChaosManor. Self-explanatory, at least to anyone who spends more than a little time here.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/5 "2016-02-24T07:42:55Z")

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Dexter

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**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/6 "2016-02-24T07:45:48Z")

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Batcave.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/7 "2016-02-24T08:26:41Z")

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Echo Base.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/8 "2016-02-24T12:18:25Z")

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Mine’s boring, but my neighbor’s is “FBI Surveillance Unit 3.”

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/9 "2016-02-24T13:00:44Z")

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Linksys.

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**Author:** ![LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc8723/32.png) [@LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LightWithoutHeattttttttttttttt)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/10 "2016-02-24T13:30:27Z")

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Mine is just a generic name, but my neighbor’s is called penisballscock. It’s been years, but every time it “pops up” on my phone I still giggle.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/11 "2016-02-24T15:02:54Z")

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Deadly Computer Viruses

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/12 "2016-02-24T16:02:35Z")

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Queen Trixie after my cat.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/13 "2016-02-24T16:10:11Z")

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Randomly-generated 32-character alphanumeric string that I don’t remember, but can reliably recognize when I see it.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/14 "2016-02-24T16:11:18Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> ChaosManor. Self-explanatory, at least to anyone who spends more than a little time here.

Are you secretly [Jerry Pournelle](https://www.jerrypournelle.com/chaosmanor/)?

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/15 "2016-02-24T16:19:23Z")

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Mine is named “Hail Satan”

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/16 "2016-02-24T16:22:04Z")

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I have a neighbor with “Unicorns are Awesome”, so I changed mine to “Dragons\>Unicorns”

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/17 "2016-02-24T16:40:02Z")

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Abraham Linksys

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**Author:** ![zwede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ac91a4/32.png) [@zwede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zwede)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/18 "2016-02-24T16:55:55Z")

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FTL (Science Fiction fan)

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/19 "2016-02-24T17:10:07Z")

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One access point is ‘NSA Van 27’. Router calls itself Penetration Test Point 3’

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-wifi-network-name/746951/20 "2016-02-24T17:12:35Z")

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Used to be “IWILLDESTROYYOU”. Now changed to slightly a mellower “HERALD\_OF\_NURGLE”. I insist on all-caps for my wifi names.

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