# What (just joking) things could the SDMB sell to raise revenue? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695 "2008-03-25T17:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/61 "2008-03-28T03:56:16Z")
Oh my Og! Did I break the thread?!! :eek: :eek: :eek: SORRY!!! ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/62 "2008-03-28T13:04:15Z")
[QUOTE=faithfool] Oh my Og! Did I break the thread?!! :eek: :eek: :eek: SORRY!!! [/QUOTE] When money gets really tight around here, there’ll be fines for things like this, young lady. Now go to your room! ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/63 "2008-03-28T13:07:49Z")
[QUOTE=norinew] When money gets really tight around here, there’ll be fines for things like this, young lady. Now go to your room! [/QUOTE] Or better yet, report to my room. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/64 "2008-03-28T22:53:13Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Or better yet, report to my room. 😉 [/QUOTE] Yes Master? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/65 "2008-03-29T00:27:06Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Or better yet, report to my room. 😉 [/QUOTE] Hey, now! There’s an extra charge for that! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/66 "2008-03-29T03:24:29Z")
[QUOTE=norinew] Hey, now! There’s an extra charge for that! 😉 [/QUOTE] For me or for **faithfool**? > [@faithfool](#): > > Yes Master? 🆒 Now that’s what I like, a little respect. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/67 "2008-03-29T20:08:53Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] For me or for **faithfool**? [/QUOTE] It depends. Which one of you will have more fun? :dubious: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rbroome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/838e76/32.png) [@rbroome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rbroome)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/68 "2008-03-29T21:21:40Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] You are evil. [/QUOTE] granted he is, but the price would be worth paying… ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/69 "2008-03-29T21:27:20Z")
WTF? Even the member titles are purple. I thought you guys were all doing this on purpose until I noticed that. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/70 "2008-03-29T22:23:25Z")
[QUOTE=norinew] It depends. Which one of you will have more fun? :dubious: 😉 [/QUOTE] Wouldn’t that depend on what happens in my room? ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/71 "2008-03-29T22:35:12Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Is it just me, or does anyone else see the text in all the posts outside of quotes on this page (from post 51 on) in purple? [/QUOTE] I feel like you guys are playing an elaborate conspiratory hoax, because faithfool’s 1st post on the 2nd page of this thread is the only one in purple rather than black. No other text on the entire page is purple, members’ names included. It’s like those penguin jokes, isn’t it. :dubious: Hey, there’s another thing we could charge for… $5 to single people out and mess with their heads **with** help from other posters. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/72 "2008-03-29T22:42:00Z")
Perhaps you would prefer green? ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695/73 "2008-03-30T02:29:36Z")
But it’s not easy being green. _sob_ ETA: So I won’t be. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-just-joking-things-could-the-sdmb-sell-to-raise-revenue/442695.md?page=3)