# What kind of Christmas songs do they play on the radio in the Southern Hemisphere?

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**Created:** [December 21, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614 "2005-12-21T12:42:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![biddee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@biddee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biddee)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/21 "2005-12-22T17:27:04Z")

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> [@Gringo\_Miami](#):
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> While not technically in the southern hemisphere –
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> we sing our traditional Christmas carols in shorts - you haven’t enjoyed “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” until you have heard it played by a Caribbean steel drum band! 😛

Also chiming in from the Caribbean here where we have the traditional Christmas carols as well as local ones like ‘How does Santa get in?’ and Santa riding on a donkey which are pretty funny calypsos. Originally from South Africa, I’m used to having a warm Christmas and am currently sitting in shorts and a tshirt cooking turkey :).

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**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/22 "2005-12-22T21:07:13Z")

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it’s rare to see snow in the SE of England at Christmas time - I can only recall a couple of years of it in 44 years on this earth, and then only a small amount. Late Jan-early Feb is more usual.

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/23 "2005-12-22T21:51:36Z")

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> [@Canadjun](#):
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> Just curious - is the “Six white boomers” christmas song popular down under?

I’ve sung lots of Australian Christmas carols around the traps over many years, but \*\*never \*\* that one.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/24 "2005-12-23T03:19:36Z")

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> [@Cunctator](#):
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> I’ve sung lots of Australian Christmas carols around the traps over many years, but \*\*never \*\* that one.

My Mum loves _Six White Boomers_, but we long ago realised that she’s strange and has no taste in music. So we try to play it early in the day to get it over with as soon as possible. One year, we hid her tape of it, but she found it again and played it twice to get back at us 🙂

We’ve been doing the cold meats, salad, bbq thing at Christmas for a long time now, in spite of having an Eastern European family background. Prawns and crayfish are the things I associate with a special Christmas meal, but we don’t always get that fancy.

Strangely enough, it looks like it’s going to be rather cool weather in Perth for Christmas this year - mid-20s temps, possibly rain. Very unusual.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/25 "2005-12-23T09:56:28Z")

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I once bought little tiny flamingos to pull Santa’s sleigh on my lawn in rural Panama. My wife prevented me from doing it. The relationship began to go downhill at that point I think.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/26 "2005-12-23T11:43:37Z")

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Hey we have songs that don’t involve snow (of course we have ALL the snow ones as well). Here are the favs (at my kindy) this year.  
Pohutukawa tree (a native tree that just happens to have red flowers at Xmas. Aroha means love and Aotearoa means new Zealand. Oh and whero is red!)

I am a Pohutukawa seed  
plant me in the ground and water me  
plenty of sunshine is what I need  
and this what you what you will see

Out will shoot a tiny twig  
and it will continue to grow so big  
Beautiful flowers of whero  
the native tree of Aotearoa

Pohutukawa tree, Pohutukawa tree  
New Zealands Chrsitmas tree  
You fill our hearts with aroha  
The native tree of Aotearoa.  
Or the 12 days, gone kiwi style

On the first day of Christmas  
My true love gave to me  
A pukeko in a ponga tree  
On the second day of Christmas  
My true love gave to me  
two kumera  
And a pukeko in a ponga tree

On the third day of Christmas  
…  
and so on, until…

On the twelfth day of Christmas  
My true love gave to me  
Twelve piupius swinging  
Eleven haka lessons  
Ten juicy fish heads  
Nine sacks of pipis  
Eight plants of puha  
Seven eels a swimming  
Six pois a twirling  
Five - big - fat - pigs !  
Four huhu grubs  
Three flax kits  
Two kumera  
And a pukeko in a ponga tree!

glossary!

A Pukeho is a native bird, it is a swamp dweller with as many brains as a chicken.  
A Ponga is a tree fern.  
A Kit is a bag traditionaly made by Maori from flax (a plant that makes for good weaving)  
Kumera is NZ “sweet potato”. Very different from “sweet potato” YUM.  
A huhu grub is the lava of a beetle that is apparently worth eating.  
Pigs are pigs!  
Poi are a ball on a string. A Moari traditonal dance implement.  
Eels are eels!  
Puha is watercress  
Pipis are a shellfish  
Juicy fish heads are…well fish heads that are juicy!  
Haka is a Maori war challenge (you may have seen some New Zealand sportsperson playing ANY sport do it)  
Piupius are Maori flax skirts  
There is another very groovy number called "Christmas at the beach’ I won’t bore you with the lyrics but the next line involves packing Xmas hampers and heading for the beach.

Yes we sing Jingle Bells and Frosty and all that lot BUT we are aware it IS summer. We try to incorperate traditional with homemade/summer.

We realise Santa is frightfully over dressed BUT we know he comes down chimneys because they are not lit!

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/27 "2005-12-23T14:30:58Z")

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> [@Canadjun](#):
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> Just curious - is the “Six white boomers” christmas song popular down under?

30 years growing up in Australia and I’d never heard it before moving to Canada, when I moved to Edmonton in the mid '90’s everyone kept asking how popular this song was in Australia and I had to admit I’d never heard it before. I’m kind of wishing it had stayed that way. Now at around this time of the year everywhere we go someone has to play that damned song.

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/28 "2005-12-23T22:22:13Z")

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> [@GawnFishin'](#):
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> 30 years growing up in Australia and I’d never heard it before moving to Canada, when I moved to Edmonton in the mid '90’s everyone kept asking how popular this song was in Australia and I had to admit I’d never heard it before. I’m kind of wishing it had stayed that way. Now at around this time of the year everywhere we go someone has to play that damned song.

But I **like** it! (yes, I have weird tastes).

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/29 "2005-12-29T21:36:51Z")

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There’s the classic recorded by Bing Crosby about Christmas in the tropic paradises 🙂

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say,  
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day,  
That’s the island greeting that we send to you  
From the land where palm trees sway,  
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright,  
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night,  
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii’s way  
To say “Merry Christmas to you.”

And an excellent cite and website:

[http://hometown.aol.com/jesusandsue2/ChristmasHawaii.html](http://hometown.aol.com/jesusandsue2/ChristmasHawaii.html)

And how Christmas is celebrated in Hawaii:

[http://www.melekalikimaka.com/customs.htm](http://www.melekalikimaka.com/customs.htm)  
Merry Christmas!

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-christmas-songs-do-they-play-on-the-radio-in-the-southern-hemisphere/336614/30 "2005-12-29T21:49:51Z")

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> [@auRa](#):
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> Or do they play Christmas music at all?

WAG **“Peter the Pointed Beak Penguin”?**

Calm Kiwi: **A great post!**

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