# What kind of dog are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854 "2000-02-14T16:18:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/21 "2000-02-14T17:29:00Z")

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Actually, when I clicked on it again, I got a  
Schipperke, then a Samoyed. Must be random.

Cool site, though.

Dr. J

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**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/22 "2000-02-14T17:32:00Z")

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Ok…I’m a Bernese Mountain Dog. I always thought I’d be a Spitz…

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“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda

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Senior Intern to  
El Presidente  
Self-Righteous Clique \*

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/23 "2000-02-14T17:47:00Z")

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Like our loveable, huggable Mullinator, I’m a Golden Retriver.

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“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”

- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/24 "2000-02-15T06:00:00Z")

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German Shepherd. Don’t mess with me and we’ll all get along just fine.

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**Author:** ![Prose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Prose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prose)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/25 "2000-02-15T06:12:00Z")

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got another pug…is me…  
🙂  
I’d rather be a cat though.

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I am a fire whose flames lick and spit at the boundless sky forever desiring wonderous consummation  
-me

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/26 "2000-02-15T06:12:00Z")

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Weird link! I just clicked it and got a German Shorthair Pointer.

Hmmm…  
Try this one: [http://www.purina.personalogic.com/?product=dogs,purina](http://www.purina.personalogic.com/?product=dogs,purina)

You can enter a dog breed in the search engine and the page for _that breed only_ should pop up.

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/27 "2000-02-15T06:13:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by techchick68:  
> **What is the name of that dog then I am thinking of, anyone?**

Newfoundland??

Oh yah…I am a bassett hound too.

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-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”  
-Bad Religion

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/28 "2000-02-14T19:44:00Z")

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Another German Shepherd here, like **kunilou**. Solid, dependable, and big teeth, so don’t mess with me.

UncleBeer, DoctorJ, fuzzy-wuzzy you should be proud to be a Bernese Mountain Dog! One of the most beautiful dogs, and in addition, you’re from **Switzerland** , the best country in the world.

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Official winner of [Bricker Challenge #5](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004959.html).

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/29 "2000-02-14T19:58:00Z")

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Well, another **Golden Retreiver** here.

Aren’t those the ones people were saying were really, really, really friendly, but really, really, really dumb?

Guess that fits for me.

Hey- Mullinator and Falcon- let’s go run around pee on everything!

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JMCJ

This is not a sig.

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**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/30 "2000-02-14T19:58:00Z")

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You are most like a BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG. You are characterized by your good-hearted and hard working personality. You are down-to-earth and able to be simultaneously strong and sweet. You are very tuned in to the feelings and needs of those whom you care about. Your great communication skills, coupled with your unmatched loyalty and devotion, makes you a breed that is respected and trusted by all.

WOOF! Me too, UncleBeer. I have no idea what kind of dog it is. Anyone here ever see one?

Prairie Rose

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If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.

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**Author:** ![Prairie\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Prairie\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prairie_Rose)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/31 "2000-02-14T20:00:00Z")

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Oops, didn’t see the link. Sorry. :o

PR

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/32 "2000-02-14T20:01:00Z")

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Okay. I’m a pug! I thought for a minute they were gonna say Zsa Zsa Gabor!(see celebrity matchmaker)LOL

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**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/33 "2000-02-14T20:29:00Z")

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I am a Reservoir Pug.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/34 "2000-02-14T20:51:00Z")

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I’m a Bassett Hound, too, which I guess is pretty accurate. I just hope I smell better than a Bassett Hound.

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“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/35 "2000-02-14T21:18:00Z")

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Another **Golden Retriever** here, but I’d rather be a Rottweiller. They are such beautiful dogs!

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The most rewarding part was when I got my money!  
-Dr. Nick Riviera

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**Author:** ![Thing\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Thing\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_1)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/36 "2000-02-14T21:54:00Z")

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According to them I’m a German Shepherd.

John

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**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/37 "2000-02-14T22:28:00Z")

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Another pug - I was disappointed until I saw what great company I am in…

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I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/38 "2000-02-14T23:47:00Z")

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Just another BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG here.

## keeping good company I see…

New and improved…and more controversial than ever.

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**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/39 "2000-02-14T23:56:00Z")

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Another lazy-ass bassett hound here.

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/13854/40 "2000-02-14T23:57:00Z")

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I am insulted…

\*You are most like a PUG. You are a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. Your witty humor and undeniable charm puts you at the top of everyone’s list. You are blessed with both intelligence and an infectious personality. You are a happy breed who has perfect manners, yet still has a playful and mischievous side. You are admired and respected by all who know you. \*

Hrumph!

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