# What kind of dog are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937 "2005-03-30T14:00:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/1 "2005-03-30T14:00:13Z")
I’m a King Charles Spaniel, bless my heart. What are you? [http://www.gone2thedogs.com/](http://www.gone2thedogs.com/) click on game once you get there. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/2 "2005-03-30T14:12:55Z")
Hungarian Kuvasz? Never heard of it. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/3 "2005-03-30T14:13:18Z")
Doberman Pinscher ---
**Author:** ![AmericanMaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@AmericanMaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmericanMaid)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/4 "2005-03-30T14:16:43Z")
Keeshond. Never heard of it. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/5 "2005-03-30T14:22:05Z")
I am a fox terrier. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/6 "2005-03-30T14:27:25Z")
I’m not a dog! I’m a [MOP](http://www.thedoghows.com/factory/graphics/dogs/hungarian%20puli.JPG)!! A Hungarian Puli, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/7 "2005-03-30T14:36:24Z")
I’m a bitch. But I thought you already knew that! ---
**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/8 "2005-03-30T14:40:42Z")
I’m a Pug. I can live with that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/9 "2005-03-30T14:46:41Z")
Black Mouth Cur - aka Ol’ Yeller… Southern, loyal, hunting dog am not. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/10 "2005-03-30T14:47:14Z")
Apparently I am a **French Bulldog** (never heard of it either). I’m good-natured and courageous, although owners have to get used to my gentle snuffling. I also have the tendency to wander off and sulk on the rare occasions that I am in disgrace? Courageous, moi? I suppose I _do_ tend to snuffle and sulk though. But I rather fancied being a Border collie, or a labrador, or even a good spaniel, or red setter. Or an Old English Sheepdog, or a German Shepherd. Oh well. I’m off for a quick sulk, then. ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/11 "2005-03-30T14:48:49Z")
I’m a [Polish Lowland Sheepdog](http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/polishlowlandsheepdog.htm). Pretty cute, if I do say so myself! ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/12 "2005-03-30T14:53:02Z")
I’m a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. I wanted to be a pug, but truth be told, I score too low on the “I wanna sit on your lap all the time” and “let’s spaz out and kill our toys” catagories to make a good pug. ---
**Author:** ![foxymoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@foxymoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxymoron)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/13 "2005-03-30T15:19:13Z")
Bearded Collie here. Looks like a cross between and English Sheepdog and a Border Collie. ---
**Author:** ![Spree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Spree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spree)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/14 "2005-03-30T15:34:31Z")
Swedish Vallhund. Similar to (and possible precursor to) the Welsh Corgi. “An independent thinker that gets bored easily.” ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/15 "2005-03-30T15:52:41Z")
I am a **Chinese Shar Pei**. Yes, the wrinkly one. Hmmm. ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/16 "2005-03-30T15:53:37Z")
Tibetian Terrier. Lots of shag–hair, that is. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/17 "2005-03-30T17:21:59Z")
Slight hijack, but I have to give a plug for my all-time favorite New Yorker cartoon: A dog, dressed in a business suit, is entering a building lobby. Another dog, dressed as a security guard, has stopped him and says - “I’m sure that you are you who say you are, but I still need to sniff your butt.” I’m a Chesapeake Bay Retriever. Hmmm…one of these chased me onto the top of a car once threatening to eat me alive, and according to the site they have “an oily coat that gives off a slight odor.” It got the right vicinity though, as I love the Chesapeake Bay and go there as often as I can. OK - who wants their leg humped? Do you mind if I lick my own balls? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/18 "2005-03-30T17:29:45Z")
I’m a Dalmatian! _sidesteps Cruella de Vil_ ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/19 "2005-03-30T17:45:41Z")
Curly Coated Retriever. Never heard of it but now I want one. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937/20 "2005-03-30T17:49:54Z")
> [@Greenback](#): > > Curly Coated Retriever. > > Never heard of it but now I want one. That’s what I got. Seems relatively accurate. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/296937.md?page=2)