# What kind of dog are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 11, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843 "2005-04-11T19:43:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/1 "2005-04-11T19:43:09Z")

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Find out with the nifty little questionnaire promoting a new Brit Flick.  
[http://www.gone2thedogs.com/](http://www.gone2thedogs.com/)

(Apparently, I’m a Saluki)

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/2 "2005-04-11T20:19:29Z")

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I am an Afghan Hound. Not a bad choice, but they are a little high maintenance.

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/3 "2005-04-11T20:52:19Z")

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Glen of Imaal Terrier.

I’ve never heard of this breed, but they’re pretty cute.

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**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/4 "2005-04-11T20:59:16Z")

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wasn’t there a thread EXACTLY like this about two weeks ago? With the same link? Am I stuck in a parallel universe? 😕

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/5 "2005-04-11T21:02:01Z")

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Munsterlander.

Good looking dog, I think.

Anybody wanna pet me?

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**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/6 "2005-04-11T21:03:18Z")

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Yes, [here we go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309441)

I’m a pug BTW.

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**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/7 "2005-04-11T21:21:50Z")

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I am a Swedish Vallhund. A very primitive ancient Spitz breed from the plains of Sweden.

Ancient? That’s me.  
Primitive? Almost. As long as there’s indoor plumbing, I’m happy.

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**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/8 "2005-04-11T21:23:09Z")

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Oooh, I’m a Border Collie! I get to chase sheep!

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/9 "2005-04-11T21:53:44Z")

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I’m a Chow Chow - faithful, odor-free and occasionally ferocious. Woof.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/10 "2005-04-11T23:04:31Z")

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I’m an English Cocker Spaniel. Not what I expected at all. Woof.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/11 "2005-04-11T23:13:47Z")

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Chesapeake Bay Retriever

Great dog, but I thought I’d get something with more bite.

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**Author:** ![laurelann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5daacb/32.png) [@laurelann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laurelann)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/12 "2005-04-11T23:23:54Z")

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I am a miniature poodle. I didn’t realize I was so…frou-frou.

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**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2005, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/13 "2005-04-11T23:33:06Z")

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German Pointer

Some significant plurality of my mongrel ethnic background is German, so it got that right. Keen nosed…don’t know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/14 "2005-04-12T00:24:14Z")

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I am a German Shepherd.

I was rooting for a sighthound though. I like them…

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**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/15 "2005-04-12T00:55:46Z")

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I’m a Lapland Spitz. I’ve never even heard of it. It’s cute, but would require more hair care than I would be happy with.

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/16 "2005-04-12T01:05:08Z")

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I did this last time. I was a Tibetan mastiff.

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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/17 "2005-04-12T02:52:17Z")

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Am I the only Italian greyhound? Evidently, I’m dainty, affectionate, easy to train, and odorless. 😃

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**Author:** ![MinniePurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@MinniePurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MinniePurl)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/18 "2005-04-12T03:21:15Z")

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Hmm… I’m right on the border when it comes to height (5’3"). If I pick 5’-5’3" category, it says I’m a Pegkinese. If I pick 5’3"-5’6", I’m a Keeshond. I prefer to be a Keeshond.

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**Author:** ![wonderwench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/35a633/32.png) [@wonderwench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderwench)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/19 "2005-04-12T03:27:56Z")

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English Cocker Spaniel.

Woof!

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-dog-are-you/298843/20 "2005-04-12T03:57:12Z")

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Dutch Shepherd.  
Less efficient, better dope.

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