# What kind of heads would you like on your wall? - Trophy Huntig **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 26, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054 "2008-01-26T03:41:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/21 "2008-01-26T12:37:53Z")
[QUOTE=Hamadryad] Guernsey cow! As if one of those inferior Jerseys or Anguses or Herefords would end up there. [/QUOTE] You’ll have to take that up with Mr. Lehrer. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/22 "2008-01-26T12:41:57Z")
Osama, and the dog from Duck Hunt. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/23 "2008-01-26T12:54:16Z")
Dear OP, I don’t know how much of your wish for trophies stems from wanting to impress the ladies. But I can tell you that if I were to visit your house and saw these heads on your walls, I’d be gone about as fast as when you proudly showed me your “Silence of the Lambs”-style women costume made from the skins of real women. Yours, Maastricht. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/24 "2008-01-26T13:15:35Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] George W. Bush. [/QUOTE] Bonus! You wouldn’t have to hollow it out first! I would have gone with either GWB or someone like Jack Welch. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/25 "2008-01-26T13:22:35Z")
Karl Rove & Rush Limbaugh. I might need a bigger wall though… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/26 "2008-01-26T19:57:33Z")
Chupacabra Skunk Ape Gumberoo 'Hinder Squonk ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/27 "2008-01-26T20:05:12Z")
[QUOTE=Balance] Would you actually want to look at that on a regular basis, though? Dumped in the attic/basement/garage with all the other mathoms, sure, but on the wall? [/QUOTE] The wall is the best place to mount a target. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/28 "2008-01-26T20:18:46Z")
No heads. Just a mutha rack of antlers to hang my hat collection. OK, a crockigator head would be cool. Showing his teeth of course. I could mount the antlers to the croc, thereby creating a crocobuck, crocomoose, or elkigator. Aaaaaand an elephant’s foot table for cocktails, complete with a flexible trunk to hold your glass. And a jar of dog paws, so I’ll have a place to rot if I ever swap God for a janitor. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/29 "2008-01-26T20:25:07Z")
The OP’s would do nicely. Provided the room was in the basement. Or out in the garage. ---
**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/30 "2008-01-26T21:14:13Z")
[QUOTE=Maastricht] I don’t know how much of your wish for trophies stems from wanting to impress the ladies. But I can tell you that if I were to visit your house… [/QUOTE] I think macho male behaviors like this are intended to impress other _males_. Certain types of male acquaintances, at least. (FTR I’m male and I’d be disgusted too.) ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054/31 "2008-01-26T21:38:01Z")
Uh, a billi-ard? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-heads-would-you-like-on-your-wall-trophy-huntig/435054.md?page=1)