# What Kind Of Man Are YOU? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 3, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406 "2003-06-03T17:05:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/21 "2003-06-03T22:56:29Z")
Brains and sense of humor. Beauty of any sort does nothing for me at any level if the woman is vapid or annoying. Fortunately I married a brilliant and witty woman who also happens to be beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/22 "2003-06-04T01:40:46Z")
I’m married to a breast man. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/23 "2003-06-04T01:52:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SnoopyFan \* > \*\*I’m married to a breast man. \*\* I WISH I was married to a breast man, mine are completely wasted on him (did I mention I live in Dallas, TX, plastic surgery headquarters of the South). I’m married to a “V” man. Blonde ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/24 "2003-06-04T02:13:33Z")
Mouthman here. Think Michelle Pfeiffer. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/25 "2003-06-04T02:30:50Z")
Oh, how honest to be? I’ve been accused of being a serious boob man. I can cop to that, however…I too have various other tastes at other moments. To wit: The nape of the neck. Smooth, teasing the bit of soft hair along there. I could kiss the nape for days. Belly button. Highly sexy, and no thank you not on a hardbody. I like zoftig gals, so the belly button is a serious goal. And, to add to that, bellies. I’m seriously sent around the bend by a gal’s belly. To kiss, caress, lick…ach du lieber, I love a belly !!! I love eyes, soft green eyes filled with the blizzard of emotions that live in there. Gosh, eyes will get me every time. Wrists. Call me odd, but kissing and licking a woman’s wrists drives me wild, and frequently can reduce her to a puddle. The hollow of her throat. Oh god yum. 🙂 The more obvious private parts hold dear places in my heart but then, they kind of go without saying yes? I thought the OP was looking for the more obscure yet true parts. 🙂 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/26 "2003-06-04T03:05:38Z")
I actually experimented on myself to find out this answer. I spent months looking at all varieties of women. Tall, short, black, white, Asian, Hispanic, naked, clothed. I picked out ones that struck me as sexy. Face and facial expression was the biggest turn on. The area ABOVE the breasts are where my eyes wonder. I look at breasts but not for size, more for proportion. The sexiest women to me has a svelt,petite frame that reminds me of a Jaguar (both animal and car). I like a tapered backside. The best outfit is a silky white top with a scalloped bra or none at all. A hint of cleavage when in motion. Short hair in either jet black or sandy blond (Winnona Ryder or Joey Heatherton). Could I get any more specific? It was interesting what ended up catching my eye. I found a well dressed women was more of an initial turn-on than buck naked. Women can’t own enough clothes for my liking. The eye candy of different outfits is like having more than one women. I would add that a good hair cut can be converted into a number of different looks. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/27 "2003-06-04T04:06:00Z")
Yew gots some reeeel purdy feet ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/28 "2003-06-04T10:50:35Z")
**Ass-man** , but also hip-man. I looove that slight curve from the waist to the backside…ooohhh yeah. -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/29 "2003-06-04T12:55:07Z")
For me it’s the waist, hips, and ass trio. I walk the pedestrian mall at lunch and sometimes I see that perfect combination that just flows when she walks. It moves me, or at least makes part of me move. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/30 "2003-06-04T13:23:14Z")
I’m with **Bippy** and **Celtic** Eyes. A gorgeous pair of eyes will get me every time. I get sucked into them and have been known to be rendered speechless by a particularly good pair. I’m also a fiestyness man. If she’s a smart cookie who doesn’t take any crap and can argue to hell and back then i’m hooked. ---
**Author:** ![isthatsowrong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/35a633/32.png) [@isthatsowrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/isthatsowrong)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/31 "2003-06-04T13:28:49Z")
I’m a back and ass man. A nice back (smooth, unblemished skin, slightly muscular, tapered from shoulders to hips) leading to a nice round ass. None of that “woman with the body of a 13 year old boy” stuff for me. I like curves. My wife is small and thin but curvy in all the right places. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/32 "2003-06-04T13:50:56Z")
Big time **ass-man** with **eyes** following close behind (punny) and **tummy/waist** next on the list. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/33 "2003-06-04T13:54:15Z")
Back and ass man. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/34 "2003-06-04T13:56:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*I’m with **Bippy** and **Celtic** > > Eyes. > > A gorgeous pair of eyes will get me every time. I get sucked into them and have been known to be rendered speechless by a particularly good pair. > > I’m also a fiestyness man. If she’s a smart cookie who doesn’t take any crap and can argue to hell and back then i’m hooked. \*\* Are you trying to scare me? 🙂 You have more or less described me. Apparantly I do have nice eyes, according to the SO (and a couple of other guys). The SO’s another man who goes for eyes. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/35 "2003-06-04T14:04:25Z")
Yeah - i remember you having damn good eyes (so did **Tir** ) but to my dismay i can’t for the life of me remember colours now (Brown and Blue?). Eyes rule. I completely buy into that whole “window on the soul” thing. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/36 "2003-06-04T14:05:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by garius \* > \*\*Yeah - i remember you having damn good eyes (so did **Tir** ) but to my dismay i can’t for the life of me remember colours now (Brown and Blue?). > \*\* Very dark brown, almost black. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/37 "2003-06-04T14:06:31Z")
Nape of the neck. ---
**Author:** ![meathead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@meathead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meathead)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/38 "2003-06-04T14:11:32Z")
Eyes, ass and face all play into it, but at heart I’m a breast man. Doesn’t matter what type or size - I’m fascinated by them all. Oh, and I’m also a sucker for certain types of voices. Don’t ask me why but the right type of voice can really get me going (and I have no idea how to describe it). ---
**Author:** ![Tiram](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@Tiram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiram)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/39 "2003-06-04T14:21:50Z")
All the curvy bits. Thighs, butt, hips, belly, breasts, shoulders and arms, neck… _mmm_ And a wicked sense of humour:) ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406/40 "2003-06-04T14:23:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Very dark brown, almost black. \*\* :smack: how could i forget! Don’t worry though - you’re safe from me. As a personal rule i never date anyone who i suspect could outdrink me. 🙂 Although, ah, obviously if i _wanted_ you, then you would be mine. oh yes. you _ **would** _ be mine… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-man-are-you/179406.md?page=3)