# What Kind of Porn Would Jesus Watch? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 21, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138 "2007-02-21T21:10:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/1 "2007-02-21T21:10:28Z")
Bukkake. Definitely. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/2 "2007-02-21T21:14:55Z")
I’m thinking it’d be something with whips and bondage. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/3 "2007-02-21T21:15:46Z")
[This?](http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/mouse_maven/?action=view¤t=churchsign.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/4 "2007-02-21T21:16:01Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] I’m thinking it’d be something with whips and bondage. [/QUOTE] That’s Moses’ bag. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/5 "2007-02-21T21:17:15Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] [This?](http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/mouse_maven/?action=view¤t=churchsign.jpg) [/QUOTE] I’m at work. I’d like to click the link. Curiousity demands that I click the link. Common sense is taking over, though. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/6 "2007-02-21T21:23:01Z")
Probably one featuring Cross dressers. ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/7 "2007-02-21T21:23:21Z")
I dunno, but wouldn’t it be wierd for him since everybody keeps screaming either his or his dad’s name in practically every scene? I can just imagine how awkward THAT conversation would turn out… JC: “Dad, I keep wondering why people keep talking about us in these movies” G: “Uh… what movies” JC: "Well, they just keep saying “Oh God Oh God Oh God… JESUS CHRIST!!!” G: … ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/8 "2007-02-21T21:26:19Z")
That’s exactly why it’d be such an ultra ego trip. Everyone’s calling for him (or his dad). Wait…that sounds odd… ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/9 "2007-02-21T21:27:47Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I’m at work. I’d like to click the link. Curiousity demands that I click the link. Common sense is taking over, though. [/QUOTE] Its an image from the Church sign generator, so its work safe, I swear. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/10 "2007-02-21T21:30:21Z")
It’s all good, dontcha know? “XXX” stands for “Calvary.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/11 "2007-02-21T21:45:22Z")
I’m thinking something about Rasputin and the Khlysty here…you can be saved better if you’ve been really, really bad first. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/12 "2007-02-21T22:01:34Z")
It’d be good for him to be able to watch someone _else_ getting nailed. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/13 "2007-02-21T22:58:33Z")
Nun. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/14 "2007-02-21T22:59:04Z")
Probably just the boring old missionary position. ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/15 "2007-02-21T23:23:56Z")
He’d probably watch it long enough to witness the second coming. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/16 "2007-02-21T23:28:42Z")
[QUOTE=Usram] He’d probably watch it long enough to witness the second coming. [/QUOTE] So, so we get adjoining rooms in the seventh circle, or just cubicles in the same room? ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/17 "2007-02-21T23:40:55Z")
I know, Satan just called and he said he’s a building a new wing just for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/18 "2007-02-22T00:43:58Z")
I’m not going to link, but I imagine he’d get a kick of of the newly released Ass-reali’s video. I know I’d love to see it… Mmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/19 "2007-02-22T00:52:02Z")
scapegoatse ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138/20 "2007-02-22T01:11:45Z")
Wood carvings of Mary Magdalene? This thread makes me feel dirty. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-porn-would-jesus-watch/393138.md?page=2)