# What kind of weird/cool T-Shirt should I buy on-line? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690 "2017-07-20T01:44:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/61 "2017-07-24T02:16:45Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > I think you should make your own, that says “Sent from my XT1635-02 using Tapatalk”. I laughed so hard! It would be awesome for a Dopefest. Good luck, **Leaffan**! There are so many cool ones it would be hard to narrow them down! I want that Daleks/R2D2/Star Trek shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2017, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/62 "2017-07-24T06:28:12Z")
> [@Trancephalic](#): > > [https://teespring.com/shop/ceci-n-est-pas-une-lune-9385#pid=389&cid=100029&sid=front](https://teespring.com/shop/ceci-n-est-pas-une-lune-9385#pid=389&cid=100029&sid=front) I can [beat](https://shirt.woot.com/offers/thats-no-moon) that. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/63 "2017-10-05T16:02:12Z")
You’ll probably like this, then: [https://www.offworlddesigns.com/porkins-bbq/](https://www.offworlddesigns.com/porkins-bbq/) I just saw this one, and hate myself a little for laughing at it: [https://www.chargrilled.com.au/t-shirts/prodimages/staticimages/square/m0ihatebeingbipolaritsawesome\_m\_Royal%20Blue.jpg](https://www.chargrilled.com.au/t-shirts/prodimages/staticimages/square/m0ihatebeingbipolaritsawesome_m_Royal%20Blue.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/64 "2017-10-05T16:25:12Z")
Check this website out, daily or every so often. You’re bound to find something you like. [https://dayoftheshirt.com/](https://dayoftheshirt.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/65 "2017-10-05T17:16:59Z")
I saw a guy loitering outside the E.R. yesterday wearing a t-shirt that said: Detroit Riot 1967 Maybe that’s a career option - selling souvenir t-shirts from a little cart at the sites of riots, bombings etc. “I Survived The Las Vegas Shooting” would probably be a big seller. ---
**Author:** ![BeeGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/66 "2017-10-05T17:59:45Z")
I am partial to this shirt, but you might find something related to a different team. [https://www.ebbets.com/collections/t-shirts/products/fort-worth-cats-1959-t-shirt](https://www.ebbets.com/collections/t-shirts/products/fort-worth-cats-1959-t-shirt) ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/67 "2017-10-05T23:19:07Z")
To be really cool, find a factory reject shirt. I have one that says “Leave Freely Anywhere”. Somebody in the design department in a third world sweatshop didn’t know the difference in English between “live” and “leave”. I bought it for 25c off a street market pallet of discarded American clothes in Cebu. By the way, after major sports events, hawkers have t-shirts proclaiming both team as the winner, and sell only the shirts that correctly identify the champion… The wrong-team remainders get sold in Lima or Kuala Lumpur off street carts. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/68 "2017-10-06T00:44:00Z")
I think he probably already spent the money, this is a old,old,old decrepit. musty,old,rotted,stinky,rudely awakened thread!! ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/69 "2017-10-06T20:15:08Z")
**Leaffan**! **Snowboarder Bo** has perhaps found you the perfect shirt if you haven’t made the plunge! [Here you go](https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_26?url=search-alias%3Dfashion&field-keywords=i+shaved+my+balls+for+this+t+shirt&sprefix=i+shaved+my+balls+for+this%2Cfashion%2C212&crid=2HEYMJA0BY90E), no thanks necessary! From this post:[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838093](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838093) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/70 "2017-10-06T23:51:35Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I think he probably already spent the money, this is a old,old,old decrepit. musty,old,rotted,stinky,rudely awakened thread!! I sort of accept, as an article of faith, that the original poster is not the only person on earth who is interested in the answers to the question, and continued discussion of a topic can be edifying to readers down the road, sometimes decades later. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/71 "2017-10-07T03:05:06Z")
If you enjoy fish and Alaska-related themes, check out [Ray Troll](https://store.trollart.com)’s t-shirts. [This](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a0/6a/1d/a06a1d508815e5e9d9a13209a9178d11.jpg) is captioned “Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea”. I also have [this one](https://store.trollart.com/image.php?type=D&id=338), which is a bit edgier. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/72 "2017-10-07T03:12:23Z")
I like Sciwence T-shirts, and this one is offered in many styles in many places: [https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1564561-you-matter-you-energy-funny-science](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1564561-you-matter-you-energy-funny-science) As is this one: [https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/P1014243569MPC1023263976/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1485256808/never-trust-an-atom-men-s-t-shirt.jpg](https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/P1014243569MPC1023263976/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1485256808/never-trust-an-atom-men-s-t-shirt.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/73 "2017-10-07T04:37:29Z")
My two favorites non-band T-shirts that I’ve bought in the last year are: [A picture of a Dalek with the caption “OMG! It’s R2D2! I loved him in Star Trek!”](https://smile.amazon.com/OffWorld-Designs-Unisex-Classic-T-shirt/dp/B00XZ8Q8Y6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1507350809&sr=8-1&keywords=omg+its+r2d2) and [one that says](https://smile.amazon.com/Wrong-Offensive-Funny-Shirt-Black/dp/B00QSNJP40/ref=sr_1_4?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1507350941&sr=1-4&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=i+got+a+dig+bick+shirt): I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/74 "2017-10-07T04:47:54Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I like Sciwence T-shirts, and this one is offered in many styles in many places: [https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1564561-you-matter-you-energy-funny-science](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1564561-you-matter-you-energy-funny-science) > > As is this one: [https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/P1014243569MPC1023263976/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1485256808/never-trust-an-atom-men-s-t-shirt.jpg](https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/P1014243569MPC1023263976/views/1,width=300,height=300,appearanceId=2,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1485256808/never-trust-an-atom-men-s-t-shirt.jpg) Which reminds me of: [https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81mK5yB7WKL.\_UL1500\_.jpg](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81mK5yB7WKL._UL1500_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/79 "2019-07-25T14:44:20Z")
Being a life-long fan of James Clark my favorites have always been varieties of > **[God Said Maxwell Equations and Then There Was Light T Shirt](https://www.amazon.com/Maxwell-Equations-There-Light-Shirt/dp/B07KVSVK8G)** > > This God Said Maxwell Equations and Then There Was Light T Shirt is made out of 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton and is machine wash friendly (in cold water). It is light and fits perfectly on any body. Do you hate the label that can irritate your skin or... and > **[Maxwell's Demon t-shirt](https://somethinggeeky.com/science-t-shirts/maxwellsdemontshirt)** > > Maxwells but this one is cool as well. > **[Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society Tee Shirt Premium T-Shirt](https://www.amazon.com/Ladies-Sewing-Circle-Terrorist-Society/dp/B07PDQ753R)** > > Show you're a woman to be reckoned with! This comfortable tee shirt simply has the famous 1970s Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society logo on the front. In today's political world, make a statement that you're going to stand up for your rights... ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/80 "2019-07-25T14:47:50Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I think he probably already spent the money, this is a old,old,old decrepit. musty,old,rotted,stinky,rudely awakened thread!! :smack: Well so much for my brain. But at least I see I’m consistent. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/81 "2019-07-25T14:55:17Z")
OH MY GOD BECKY!! (perfect! I say) ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-kind-of-weird-cool-t-shirt-should-i-buy-on-line/791690/82 "2019-07-25T15:01:48Z")
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