# What level of Hell are YOU going to?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 5, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155 "2003-12-05T14:51:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155/62 "2003-12-07T13:34:07Z")

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**Angua** : yes, you already said you were doing postgraduate study in Birmingham.

Ba-boom-ch.

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155/63 "2003-12-07T17:18:15Z")

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It’s the seventh level for me!

Puragatory- Low  
Level 1- High  
Level 2- High  
Level 3- Very Low  
Level 4- Very Low  
Level 5- Low  
Level 6- Very Low  
Level 7- Very High  
Level 8- High  
Level 9- High

Guess it’s all that GTA Vice City I play.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155/64 "2003-12-07T20:43:21Z")

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I’ve been banished to level two with the lustful. Works for me!

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**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155/65 "2003-12-08T00:07:05Z")

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8th level checking in.

Pimps, fortune tellers and feces wooohooo!

Purgatory - Very Low  
Level 1 - Very Low  
Level 2 - High  
Level 3 - Very High  
Level 4 - High  
Level 5 - Moderate  
Level 6 - High  
Level 7 - Very High  
Level 8- Very High  
Level 9 - Moderate

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**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155/66 "2003-12-08T03:54:07Z")

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Purgatory Extreme  
Level 1-Limbo Moderate  
Level 2 Very Low  
Level 3 High  
Level 4 Very Low  
Level 5 Moderate  
Level 6-The City of Dis Very Low  
Level 7 Low  
Level 8-The Malebolge Moderate  
Level 9-Cocytus Low

Ok we don’t have many High or Extreme for Cocytus – I guess most of us are not traitors to kin, lord or God.

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-level-of-hell-are-you-going-to/217155/67 "2003-12-08T20:19:17Z")

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panache45 said:

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> I honestly don’t know where the “violent” came from, but the others are self-explanatory.

This is where it puts all gay people. If you said yes to same sex attraction you are automatically shuffled off to the 8th level. See you there. 🙂

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