# What Line is Yours, Anyway?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 2, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740 "2003-07-02T08:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/1 "2003-07-02T08:21:11Z")

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So… I want to know- what do you, my fellow dopers, consider yourselves experts in?

You don’t necessarily have to know any particular subject better than anyone else; I’m 20, and pretty well educated, but I have no illusions- I don’t know shit yet.

Put it this way; if you were only going to answer one question, what area would you want it to be in? (Or areas, if applicable)

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/2 "2003-07-02T09:31:01Z")

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My life (bet there’d be a trick question, though … :))

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/3 "2003-07-02T11:37:52Z")

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lol  
Well this isn’t very productive…

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/4 "2003-07-02T12:21:15Z")

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Give it time. Many of us are experts at being asleep during the hour you posted 🙂

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/5 "2003-07-02T13:54:10Z")

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Boobies! Not that my field of work has anything to do with em, I just like em. 😃

Seriously though I have knowledge in a vast number of areas, not much depth in anything in particular. I’ll take potpourri for 200 Alex. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/6 "2003-07-02T14:24:46Z")

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I’ll take Medicine for $1000 Alex. Not that it is my field, at all. I just like to watch The Learning Channel, and ER, and browse WebMD. It is an interest of mine…

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**Author:** ![Xerxes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/d2c977/32.png) [@Xerxes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xerxes)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/7 "2003-07-02T15:07:00Z")

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Wouldn’t class myself as an expert, but I’m fairly handy in a recording studio. And of course I’ll minor in boobies.

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**Author:** ![ace22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@ace22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ace22)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/8 "2003-07-02T15:24:00Z")

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Not an expert, but I’m pretty well-versed in geology (it being my profession), as well as baseball. And I have a better-than-average knowledge of how cars work.

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**Author:** ![1ofthegulls](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/bcef8e/32.png) [@1ofthegulls](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1ofthegulls)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/9 "2003-07-02T15:26:14Z")

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I’m an expert at writing resumes, job interviews and digging to get the true dirt on a company…and yes, I’m unemployed.

I can also talk your pants off about eBay. I buy, sell and consider myself pretty dang good at marketing.

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**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/10 "2003-07-03T13:35:39Z")

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Animated features…or for you plebes out there…cartoons. I spend most of my waking hours when I am NOT at work either looking at 'toon fansites or watching a toon movie or catching the lastest ep of something on Cartoon Network. I am a toon-a-holic.😃

IDBB

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/11 "2003-07-03T13:47:27Z")

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I’ll go ahead and fess up to it, I could answer just about any Piers Anthony-related question. I own all of his books but 3 that are OOP, and most of those I have two copies of (one to read, one to keep nice n’ shiny on the bookcase).

I’ll go hide now.

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/12 "2003-07-03T15:30:53Z")

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My knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep. I know one thing about a lot of things. The things I know a lot about are generally too boring to talk about.

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**Author:** ![PRNYouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PRNYouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PRNYouth)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/13 "2003-07-03T17:37:11Z")

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I am confident that I could answer just about any question conceived about **The Muppets**.

Wow. I think I have the silliest area of expertise ever.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/14 "2004-03-13T02:25:42Z")

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> [@PRNYouth](#):
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> I am confident that I could answer just about any question conceived about **The Muppets**.
> 
> Wow. I think I have the silliest area of expertise ever.

\<this is a test of the emergency _bump_ system\> Does that include _Fraggle Rock_?\<that concludes this test of the emergency _bump_ system\>

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/15 "2004-03-13T03:17:47Z")

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Mersklayvern, what a question. I know too much about cleaning. My skull is stuffed with useless information about, well, throw a dart. I know way too much about pocket knives. What’s it got in its pocketses? Well, unless it’s Frodo, the answer is a pocket knife. I know a good bit about lawns and gardens, too. I know some things you really don’t want to know. I’m sure of that. Remember Tiny Tim, the entertainer? (not Bob Cratchit’s kid) I know only six or seven things about him. 'Member FDIC? I 'member that. You 'member LS/MFT?

Yeah, I know…who cares…

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/16 "2004-03-13T03:26:38Z")

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I know WAY more than I ever thought I would about how to design a heating and cooling plant for a college campus, or military installation and have it function correctly. . . Any questions?

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**Author:** ![grisham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@grisham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grisham)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/17 "2004-03-13T03:34:25Z")

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I am only seventeen so my area of expertise is mainly sleeping in class. There are some random things that I know about but mostly in nature that I learned from hunting and some other stuff thrown in. But as the op said in all reality I know shit. I would want my question"how do you spell your name."

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**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/18 "2004-03-13T03:43:27Z")

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Henry VIII’s wives. Oh so very useful.

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/19 "2004-03-13T03:50:10Z")

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I would hestitate to claim to be an expert on this board.

But I know a lot more than anyone else I know about serial and spree killers, and a fair amount about mass murderers.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-line-is-yours-anyway/185740/20 "2004-03-13T04:03:25Z")

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I do home and restaurant remodel. I install windows for Home Depot and Pacesetter. I do service bureau image processing.

I have worked in photo/electronics retail. I have worked as a portrait photographer and custom printer.

I have a lifetime hobby of Bible study including original language meanings.

I am the Ultimate Trekker.

But, I am still learning in all these areas. Sometimes, I can help you guys learn. It’s a nice arrangement.

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