# What long gone logo t-shirt do you want?

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**Created:** [January 16, 2026, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732 "2026-01-16T02:13:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/1 "2026-01-16T02:13:23Z")

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> **[Local Vyntage | Nostalgic Apparel | Vintage & Local | Retro Inspired](https://localvyntage.com/)**
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> Celebrating local nostalgia through premium apparel. See what you remember and share your memories!

I came across this site a while back, and they sell t-shirts (and other stuff) from defunct stores, amusement parks, radio stations, venues, sports teams, etc from all around the country. There are a bunch from New England (where I grew up) that would be worth getting and I would wear proudly.

Here’s my pick: [Grants](https://localvyntage.com/products/grants)  
This was our local department store, back when department stores were a thing. I actually still have a cutting from a cactus I bought at Grants in the 1980s that’s still going.

What logos from your past would you wear proudly?

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/2 "2026-01-16T02:17:06Z")

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I can think of many original concert t-shirts I would love to have from the 70’s when I was too young to go to those concerts. Not sure where to start to name them all…

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/3 "2026-01-16T02:18:42Z")

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I am buying Malley cups with points in them. Get a certain amount, you get a Malley t shirt.

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/4 "2026-01-16T03:01:00Z")

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I remember a lot of guys having this tshirt in 8th grade (1984). Be nice to get a brand spanking new one.

[https://www.etsy.com/listing/4394236648/lxl-vintage-jimmyz-graphic-on-back-100?gpla=1&gao=1&](https://www.etsy.com/listing/4394236648/lxl-vintage-jimmyz-graphic-on-back-100?gpla=1&gao=1&)

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/5 "2026-01-16T03:24:14Z")

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NOFX “Punk in Drublic” t-shirt. The black one, with the album cover on the front.

I’m not really a NOFX fan and don’t even own the album but I have loved that title ever since it came out. I was a goody-two-shoes wallflower in high school but I remember seeing the punks wearing it and I’d giggle to myself and wished I could have it too. It just tickles my funny bone. Punk in Drublic lol!

The shirt is actually generally available and I can afford to get one, I just haven’t made the effort. It’s less that I want it now, but that I want teen me to have had it.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/6 "2026-01-16T03:35:41Z")

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I’d love to get another copy of the concert T-shirt I bought at a Yes concert during their _90125_ tour in 1984. I bought one at the concert, and wore it to death.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/7 "2026-01-16T03:52:45Z")

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I wouldn’t mind a “This guitar has seconds to live” shirt (promo image from the movie _The Kids Are Alright_).

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/8 "2026-01-16T11:53:11Z")

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My wife has a great Pink Floyd sweatshirt that she wears a lot. I want one.

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/9 "2026-01-16T12:02:43Z")

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I’ve always wanted the shirt that said “RELAX” worn by the restaurant employee in The Wedding Singer.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/10 "2026-01-16T12:31:54Z")

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Not sure if it fits the question, but I’d love some Cowboys/Bills/Spurs tee-shirts from the 1990s.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/11 "2026-01-16T14:19:35Z")

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I’m not sure I _want_ it, but when I was in middle school Big Johnson t-shirts (all making the unstated reference to a large penis) were popular.

One I still remember:

**Big Johnson Bar & Casino**

**Liquor up front, poker In the rear**

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/12 "2026-01-16T15:13:35Z")

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After perusing their stock, I want the **Farmer Jack** and **Burger Chef** tees.

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**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/13 "2026-01-16T15:22:47Z")

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The one I want I am not sure if it even actually existed.

I swear I remember a t shirt that said “I don’t want the antidote. I need THE CURE” on the front and a picture of Robert Smith of The Cure on the back.

Did this actually exist or it is some weird “mandela effect” misremembering on my part?

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/14 "2026-01-16T16:44:06Z")

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Are Creem t shirts still around?

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/15 "2026-01-16T17:08:20Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> I’m not sure I _want_ it, but when I was in middle school Big Johnson t-shirts (all making the unstated reference to a large penis) were popular.
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> One I still remember:
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> **Big Johnson Bar & Casino**
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> **Liquor up front, poker In the rear**

I feel like when I was in college in the early 90s, Big Johnson was part of a cluster of “frat guy” fashion that included “Co-ed Naked” (often Lacrosse or some other sport) T-shirts, University of South Carolina [“Cocks”](https://thegamecaps.com/products/cocks-bar-design-498?currency=USD&variant=37597984030898&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=067da6f65f87&tw_source=google&tw_adid=&tw_campaign=22738962654&tw_kwdid=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22745184875&gbraid=0AAAAAqc9g0Fy2Sx0vEv1EH3Not-xNfEhZ&gclid=CjwKCAiA4KfLBhB0EiwAUY7GAW0c-yhJGOuj7WUcqIbg-uoQ6ZLkZiAScSIt0Q9EFS6feXYMiGl2GxoCNJ4QAvD_BwE) (as well as other colleges) hats by The Game, and Greek wear depicting wholesome characters like Calvin & Hobbes or Peanuts doing keg stands or double-teaming some woman.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/16 "2026-01-16T17:10:02Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> I feel like when I was in college in the early 90s, Big Johnson was part of a cluster of “frat guy” fashion

Absolutely. We used to visit the Wisconsin Dells (a tourist area in central Wisconsin) often, and the main strip that went through the town had a number of shops that sold t-shirts and other tourist crap. In that era, there were several places which had a wide selection of “Big Johnson” t-shirts. 😛

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/17 "2026-01-16T17:29:08Z")

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The original Zero shirt from the Smashing Pumpkins. (It’s also my favorite song of all time.)

I had an official shirt from Hot Topic and it was my favorite shirt for years. I even had to get a couple of holes mended because I wore it so much. And then it vanished, I have no idea what happened to it.

In the film _Scott Pilgrim vs the World_, the protagonist wore that shirt also in one scene.

[![](https://d2thvodm3xyo6j.cloudfront.net/media/2013/07/Scott-Pilgrim-Zero-Shirt-600x338.jpg) ](https://d2thvodm3xyo6j.cloudfront.net/media/2013/07/Scott-Pilgrim-Zero-Shirt-600x338.jpg)

(Though his version is black and white, and the one I had was black and silver.)

I did find a replica shirt that I wear, got it from Amazon, but it’s a knock-off and not the same quality or feel. It also doesn’t have the SP logo on the sleeve or the silver collar and shirt cuffs. I wish I had that original shirt again.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/18 "2026-01-16T17:34:23Z")

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That was my first Concert\* and my T-shirt from it gave up the ghost by 1990.

It was pretty close to this one with the tour dates on the back.

> **[Yes 90125 T-Shirt](https://www.80stees.com/products/yes-90125-t-shirt?srsltid=AfmBOopXkL5rGYdSAbUuKEI6wsIMaq9QbbG8vb-QlTwGWj8JFREK75cv)**
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> Yes 90125 T-Shirt

\* Unless Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking was first. 1984 is getting a little fuzzy.

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/19 "2026-01-16T17:36:56Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> That was my first Concert and my T-shirt from it gave up the ghost by 1990.

It was my first concert, too. 🙂 Mine gave up the ghost by around 1987.

It was this design; it looks like I can have it again, if I spend about $100 or so on eBay.

[![](https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNTk5/z/zacAAOSwA1Rmth9s/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F) ](https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNTk5/z/zacAAOSwA1Rmth9s/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F)

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**Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-long-gone-logo-t-shirt-do-you-want/1026732/20 "2026-01-16T17:37:26Z")

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Had a bootleg purple tie-dyed shirt from the 1991 Clash of the Titans tour (Slayer/Anthrax/Megadeth, with Alice in Chains). Lost it sometime around 1994, never seen another like in the wild (paid $10 for it in the parking lot)

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