# What Madame Defarge Has Been Up To Lately -- A Yarny MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 25, 2007, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289 "2007-06-25T05:33:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/181 "2007-06-27T01:30:08Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
Hey! I want some homemade fudge AND a thirty something MALE Brit.

I’ve been sick, so give it to me, dammit.  
[/QUOTE]

Sure, you’ve been sick, but did you have anyone slice open your abdomen and yank out an organ?

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/182 "2007-06-27T02:49:45Z")

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I am in a hotel with the s l o w e s t internet service ever.

And I am hungry. “Hello room service, send me Page Three”

That is all.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/183 "2007-06-27T02:55:25Z")

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]

Haze - I’m in the Cult game, too. Hope you’re on my side!  
[/quote]

Hey, anyone who’s willing to help me find a bar in that town is on my side. 😉 Good luck prepping for your show!

**rigs** , have you ever read the Outlander series?

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/184 "2007-06-27T03:04:33Z")

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Oooh, the Outlander series is bad but fun. They’re comfort reading for me.

Work was dull, it’s very hot, **Alastair** and **meli** coming to Toronto would be fun.

I think it’s time for bed. I had a horrible dream last night that I had to go back to work at a previous place of employment, and wear a gas mask with plastic things that jabbed into my mouth. Better dreams tonight, I hope.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/185 "2007-06-27T03:19:17Z")

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Sweet dream, **Li-Li**! And isn’t the Outlander series so much fun? Trashy, but pretty good for what it is.

For some reason my skin is not happy with me today, so I’m being all girly and sitting here with a mask draped over my face, making me look quite horrific. Hopefully it’ll work. It smells faintly of tomatoes. I hate tomatoes.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/186 "2007-06-27T03:41:07Z")

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Home from work, I had to do a shift at the old, slow store. Funny how not tired I am when I have to work at a store with air conditioning.

**MamaTigs** , next time just release the hounds, it’ll teach the delivery guy to read instructions.

**meeks** , I’m mid thirties, but I am not a Brit. Maybe **BooFae** will sell you 'im indoors cheap. 😉

**Kat** , there’s plenty of organ yanking in this thread. \<snerk\>

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/187 "2007-06-27T03:52:49Z")

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Gee, I think a certain congressman had something other than legislation on his mind, when he says:

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> Members will have all the necessary time to record any dissenting views, of which there do not _appee to beer_ any.

\<snerk\>

Why are you in a hotel, **MBG**? Did you travel somewhere? Did I miss something? It’s vitally important, you know, that we all be completely up to date on every detail, no matter how minute or mundane, of each others’ lives, you know.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/188 "2007-06-27T03:57:52Z")

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I just finished up with my second 100-count batch of price tags. Running total is $3088. Not including the $1, $2, or $3 bracelets. There is one set for $30, a couple for $25 and about a dozen for $20, but most are under $20. I’ll take pictures of the better stuff and the booth and all for ya’ll.

I’m tahred.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/189 "2007-06-27T04:06:27Z")

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]  
I just finished up with my second 100-count batch of price tags. Running total is $3088. Not including the $1, $2, or $3 bracelets. There is one set for $30, a couple for $25 and about a dozen for $20, but most are under $20. I’ll take pictures of the better stuff and the booth and all for ya’ll.

I’m tahred.  
[/QUOTE]

I call first dibs on whatever you don’t sell at the show

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/190 "2007-06-27T04:26:15Z")

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]  
I got to see puppies!  
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Squee! And where’s the pics?

I’m looking forward to the jewelry pics also. They sound fabulous.

> [@MBG](#):
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> And I am hungry. “Hello room service, send me Page Three”

If you’re hungry, you don’t want page three. Although it did have homemade fudge on it, the pizza and PB M&Ms didn’t come out until page four. . . or was that on page two?

**gt** , what book did you read for book club? I wrote this to you at the end of the last MMP, but you might have missed it. . . or you could have been ignoring me.

Anyway, I’ll repost it in case you weren’t.

> [@Heff](#):
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> **gt** , what book are you reading for book club? I’m in a bunch of book clubs at the moment, so I don’t read all of them, but some of the books I’m supposed to be reading are Gentlemen and Players by Joanne Harris, A Conspiracy of Paper by David Liss, I Feel Bad About My Neck by Nora Ephron and Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf. Last month, I enjoyed Angels and Demons by Dan Brown and sort of liked Kite Runner by Khaled Husseini.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/191 "2007-06-27T04:30:53Z")

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Yoohoo - **Special1** - I think you need to weigh in on [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426523). (the only thing I have to say about it - and I don’t think it’s worth saying in that thread - is, the OP mentions the KJV of the Bible - No Jews I know would ever reference that edition.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/192 "2007-06-27T05:12:40Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
Yoohoo - **Special1** - I think you need to weigh in on [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426523). (the only thing I have to say about it - and I don’t think it’s worth saying in that thread - is, the OP mentions the KJV of the Bible - No Jews I know would ever reference that edition.  
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Thanks **Rosie**! Went over there and weighed in.

It’s not as far-fetched as one might initially think, BTW – both the words “_nephilim_” and “_hapala_” come from the same root – NPL – which revolves around the act of falling (or … well, being pushed, I guess :D)  
Except one is biblical and the other is Modern. So I doubt there is any true connection.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/193 "2007-06-27T05:21:38Z")

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Oh, and in my haste I forgot…

_ **Good Morning Everybody! It’s Wednesday!! Rise and Shine!!!** _

(You, yeah you there on the West Coats, Waddya mean you’re just going to sleep!? 😕 😛 It’s still Tuesday you say? 😃 )

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/194 "2007-06-27T05:33:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Noone Special]  
(You, yeah you there on the West Coats, Waddya mean you’re just going to sleep!? 😕 😛 It’s still Tuesday you say? 😃 )  
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I’m not even going to sleep yet. It’s only 10:27 P.M. here. You’re waaaaay early.

Cool post in the Bible interpretation thread.

I’m bored again tonight. I’m turning into an attention. . . um. . .craver. I’ve posted more in the past few days than I have probably in weeks. And no one will argue with me. I’ve had a few takers but nothing serious. _pouting_ This procrastination thing sure is powerful.

And how’s your day going?

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/195 "2007-06-27T05:46:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]  
I’m not even going to sleep yet. It’s only 10:27 P.M. here. You’re waaaaay early.  
[/quote]  
No it’s **not** early! ::stomps foot::

See? Somebody is arguing with you 🙂

(You’re right of course, it’s too early to go to bed at your end. Or are you asking for entertainment and going to bed at the same time **again**? ;))

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> I’m bored again tonight. I’m turning into an attention. . . um. . .craver. I’ve posted more in the past few days than I have probably in weeks. And no one will argue with me. I’ve had a few takers but nothing serious. _pouting_ This procrastination thing sure is powerful.

I’ve always had a soft spot for pouters… So how _you_ doin’? (I’m incorrigible, aren’t I? :o)

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> And how’s your day going?

A bit early to tell… it’s only 8:45 AM and, while already at work, I’m still working on my first cup of coffee (so I can plausibly deny full faculty of my senses if anybody quotes me!)

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/196 "2007-06-27T06:15:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Special1]  
(You’re right of course, it’s too early to go to bed at your end. Or are you asking for entertainment and going to bed at the same time **again**? ;))  
[/quote]

See how easy you gave in?

If I had entertainment at the same time as going to bed, I wouldn’t be sitting here typing on a message board!

> [@Special1](#):
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> I’ve always had a soft spot for pouters… So how _you_ doin’? (I’m incorrigible, aren’t I? :o)

I’m bored, I tells ya. Maybe I should just stop procrastinating. But how fun would _that_ be?! Ok, time for bed.

> [@Special1](#):
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> A bit early to tell… it’s only 8:45 AM and, while already at work, I’m still working on my first cup of coffee (so I can plausibly deny full faculty of my senses if anybody quotes me!)

Have a wonderful Humpday!\*  
\*what? That’s what **Mork** calls Wednesday.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/197 "2007-06-27T06:51:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo]  
See how easy you gave in?  
[/quote]  
Yeah ,I’m soft that way… 🙂

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> If I had entertainment at the same time as going to bed, I wouldn’t be sitting here typing on a message board!

I resemble that remark… and I’m married! :smack: :rolleyes:

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> Have a wonderful Humpday!\*

And I’m accused of TMI!? 😛

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> \*what? That’s what **Mork** calls Wednesday.

But… Tuesday is HumpDay. Well, at least if you work Sunday through Thursday, it is!  
Of course, given the correct interpretation, **any** day can be a hump day; and that will make it a good day, too…

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/198 "2007-06-27T08:08:19Z")

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[QUOTE=Noone Special]  
Er… I’d admit to it, possibly, if I knew what it **is** :o (a “scum tell”, that is.)  
[/QUOTE]

In the mafia games, something someone says which indicates he’s one of the bad guys. I’m in the sub list for this one and wondering what does the goddess think of people who swim like a brick but dive real good…

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[QUOTE=Anaamika]  
If there are any mid-30’s Brits up for grabs, well…I’m a-grabbin’.  
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I can send you 'im indoors, if you’re prepared to put up with the snoring…

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-madame-defarge-has-been-up-to-lately-a-yarny-mmp/409289/200 "2007-06-27T09:16:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Nava]  
In the mafia games, something someone says which indicates he’s one of the bad guys.  
[/QUOTE]  
Oh, OK. Guess that means I’m guilty as charged, then.

Actually, I’m usually good. But when I’m bad, I’m better 🙂

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