# What made Wonder Woman take off her long pants? In latest JL cover it's sexy times again.

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**Created:** [January 6, 2015, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106 "2015-01-06T07:18:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/21 "2015-01-06T19:54:11Z")

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The way I understand it, Marvel has to have an active character called “Captain Marvel” or they lose the right to use that name. There have been half a dozen Marvel characters called “Captain Marvel” over the years.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/22 "2015-01-07T00:09:32Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> . . . Marvel characters never die.

PUM! Justice is served.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/23 "2015-01-07T01:32:17Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> Changes in the big name superheroes are short lived. Thank god. After the terrible “modern” [long hair Superman](http://i.imgur.com/6BhE5ac.jpg), it’s no accident that his image reverted to the [ultra-iconic Alex Ross take](http://i.imgur.com/dfuxjFQ.jpg).

I live above a comic store. In the window is a huge banner of DC heroes, including that shot of Superman. Every time I walk by I think “he looks like a man who beats his wife”.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/24 "2015-01-07T05:10:13Z")

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> [@levdrakon](#):
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> Oh, put her pants back on. Do readers really care that much?

Based on what I know of comic readers, yes.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/25 "2015-01-07T16:09:43Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> Changes in the big name superheroes are short lived. Thank god. After the terrible “modern” [long hair Superman](http://i.imgur.com/6BhE5ac.jpg), it’s no accident that his image reverted to the [ultra-iconic Alex Ross take](http://i.imgur.com/dfuxjFQ.jpg). The original superheroes will always be rooted in their classic looks, the same way Coke can never fully get away from their classic curvy bottle.
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> Superman and Batman will be back in their respective red and black strongman trunks before the decade is out - guaranteed. Which is great by me, as that’s my definitive Batman. Everything else is a variant.

Is anyone else seeing a resemblance between that long-haired Superman and Jerry Seinfeld?  
Or is it just me?  
Please tell me it’s not just me!

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/26 "2015-01-07T16:21:24Z")

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Dear DC,  
I refuse to buy another Wonder Woman comic unless she takes her pants off.  
Yours truly,  
Rich T  
ps, I’m not crazy- my mom had me tested.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/27 "2015-01-07T16:54:01Z")

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The majority of both comic book artists and comic book readers are male. Most males like seeing attractive, scantily-clad women. Why is this so hard to figure out?

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/28 "2015-01-07T17:31:25Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> She couldn’t find anything at Sears to fit that tiny waist and huge ass.

How about [Mom Jeans](https://screen.yahoo.com/mom-jeans-support-000000467.html)?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/29 "2015-01-07T17:52:16Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> [She had pants](http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/0/40/1906187-dc_comics_relaunch_wonder_woman_1_2011.jpeg) now she doesn’t.
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> What happened to [de-pants Wonder Woman](http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/monkapotamus/Ebay%20Pics/JusticeLeague2011--Originv1-000_zps49ffd5e2.jpg)? Not enough DC fanboy sales?

Actually she had pants for maybe 1% of her history.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/30 "2015-01-07T17:53:22Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> The majority of both comic book artists and comic book readers are male. Most males like seeing attractive, scantily-clad women. Why is this so hard to figure out?

Of course you also have scads of attractive, sexy-clad men, too. Skin-tight tights, rippling muscles, etc.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/31 "2015-01-07T19:37:17Z")

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Dunno about Seinfeld but that cover reminds me there’s a whole bunch of people being paid damn good money to draw for major comics publishers, who have a very… idiosyncratic concept of perspective/foreshortening and body shape.

> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Of course you also have scads of attractive, sexy-clad men, too. Skin-tight tights, rippling muscles, etc.

Referring back my earlier comment about clothes that look like bodypaint, yes, this was acknowledged with a wink in the first X-men movie, when Wolverine makes a comment about the black leather outfits and Cyclops replies something like “What did you expect, yellow spandex?” – because comics Wolverine _is_ ripped muscular in skintight yellow (though Hugh Jackman, a musical theatre man, does have experience moving athletically in tights).

HOWEVER that tends to be the one convergence when the males wear skintight onesies and some of the women also wear skintight onesies (there is a notorious Milo Manara cover pic of Spiderwoman [don’t search at the office!] that caught major heat because it’s just _too obviously_ a bodypainted nude)(What did they expect hiring Manara??), but a lot of the women are in outfits that like I said can’t be worn by a moving person; and/or (and this IS a notable divergence) their “action poses” are at times more apt for a centerfold photoshoot than for fighting a battle. The “Hawkeye Initiative” site has quite a few observations on this, it began along the lines of OK, let’s take this not-often-considered-sexy Avenger and dress and pose him like female characters are, so as to point out Teh Ridikulouz. Since the website has expanded to other male characters but the point stands.

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**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/32 "2015-01-07T20:29:44Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Dunno about Seinfeld but that cover reminds me there’s a whole bunch of people being paid **damn good money** to draw for major comics publishers, who have a very… idiosyncratic concept of perspective/foreshortening and body shape. .

🙂

Heh.

It’s a living sure, but its not like they are stealing a paycheck.

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/33 "2015-01-10T02:48:51Z")

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Probably because she looked dumb with pants.

Hopefully they’ll realize that Superman looks dumb without the “red undies” and bring them back soon too.

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/34 "2015-01-10T02:52:36Z")

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> [@batsto](#):
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> Carol Danvers, formerly Ms. Marvel (and formerly Binary) is now calling herself Captain Marvel, which is, presumably, who they’re referring to.

Oh goodness… They couldn’t have just left her as Warbird, the only time she hasn’t sucked as a character (except for when she was trapped in Rogue’s head as a split personality).

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**Post date:** [January 10, 2015, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-made-wonder-woman-take-off-her-long-pants-in-latest-jl-cover-its-sexy-times-again/709106/35 "2015-01-10T07:55:09Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Probably because she looked dumb with pants.
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> Hopefully they’ll realize that Superman looks dumb without the “red undies” and bring them back soon too.

That’s nostalgia talking. A superhero wearing superhero tights couldn’t possibly look dumber than saving the world in bikini bottoms.

Also a lack of trunks isn’t the problem with Superman’s much-too-busy new costume.

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