# What makes you a unique doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688 "2003-04-01T11:45:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/61 "2003-04-02T02:13:21Z")
Am I the only lesbian Mum (or Mom) here? ---
**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/62 "2003-04-02T02:28:14Z")
Hmm… I haven’t noticed anyone else whose parents were from Haiti. Also, I think I’m the only person attending Morehouse on these boards (if there’s anybody else from the AUC, represent!). ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/63 "2003-04-02T02:34:40Z")
I have the most worst grammer of everybody! But I am pretty. Wow, almost to post 666 . . . ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/64 "2003-04-02T03:43:34Z")
I’m dead. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/65 "2003-04-02T04:13:22Z")
I think I am the only Doper who is an AC Repairman. No buttcracks for me. I wear a belt. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/66 "2003-04-02T05:16:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Loneraven \* > \*\*I think I’m the youngest Doper. \*\* Maybe. How old are you (if you don’t mind my asking)? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/67 "2003-04-02T06:04:02Z")
No one else’s username even remotely resembles mine. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/68 "2003-04-02T06:23:12Z")
I’m the Doper with _the_ highest posts per day. [sub]I need another hobby.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/69 "2003-04-02T06:44:42Z")
I’m the only Doper who never got welcomed to the boards ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/70 "2003-04-02T08:58:34Z")
Welcome, **gouda**! You are now no longer unique! 😉 I am, quite possibly, the only Doper who moved from San Antonio to Washington, DC. What an 800th post, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/71 "2003-04-02T09:17:31Z")
I believe I am the youngest doper(14). ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/72 "2003-04-02T10:18:55Z")
Well, apart from location-specific things (my Oktoberfest-count is pretty high) I used to boast that I had visited all Disney theme parks, including Tokyo Disneyland. But now those folks at Disney very inconsiderately opened another one in Paris. _shakes tiny fist at corporate establishment_ Damn you for taking my claim to uniqueness away from me! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/73 "2003-04-02T11:05:11Z")
It’s gonna get [worse](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/the_economy/502371.stm) Einmon. And [worse](http://edition.cnn.com/2002/BUSINESS/asia/12/09/hk.disney/). And the lunar park can’t be too far down the road. Better get cracking! ---
**Author:** ![Burnt\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@Burnt\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Sugar)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/74 "2003-04-02T11:10:54Z")
I’m probably the only gymnastics/trampoline coach. If not, speak up! 🙂 Also, I’m probably the only one who’s part Seychellois. Oooh! Another idea: Am I the only doper tumbler? Any other tumblers here? ---
**Author:** ![minega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@minega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minega)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/75 "2003-04-02T11:48:46Z")
Great to see some more Africans here. As for the guy who said he is the youngest doper how old are you? I’m 20 so i guess im in the running for that too. Dont think there are too many teens here. And you guys with the big cocks…hate to break it to you, but African men have one thing going for them… Clue; I call mine Anaconda 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/76 "2003-04-02T11:54:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Numanistical Hijack for jjimm Thanks! That’s cool. It never occurred to me that Ireland would have been using English coinage way back then. I myself found a Roman coin once, but, not being an archaeologist, I kept it. ---
**Author:** ![Einmon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Einmon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Einmon)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/77 "2003-04-02T13:25:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fern Forest \* > \*\*It’s gonna get [worse](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/the_economy/502371.stm) Einmon. > > And [worse](http://edition.cnn.com/2002/BUSINESS/asia/12/09/hk.disney/). And the lunar park can’t be too far down the road. Better get cracking! \*\* Noooooooo… _Note to self: Need to find other field for uniqueness_ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/78 "2003-04-02T14:23:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*I believe I am the youngest doper(14). \*\* In all honesty, I would have never guessed you were _that_ young. You have an amazing amount of maturity for your age. I’m quite impressed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/79 "2003-04-02T19:13:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*I believe I am the youngest doper(14). \*\* Gah. There goes my claim to being unique, being sixteen and two months. I can bend over backwards and touch my head with my toes, how’s that? Um… I live in a red squirrel conservation reserve. I can bend over backwards and touch my head with my toes, how’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688/80 "2003-04-02T19:14:40Z")
I didn’t type that twice. I don’t know how I did that. I’ll shut up now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-a-unique-doper/165688.md?page=5)