# What makes you sexy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 21, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588 "2001-06-21T08:19:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/1 "2001-06-21T08:19:04Z")

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So, what is it about you that makes you so unbelievably sexy? For me, it’s my great legs. And my warmth. And my hil_ar_ious sense of humor.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/2 "2001-06-21T10:10:17Z")

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Me?

Nothing

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/3 "2001-06-21T10:32:51Z")

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> _Originally posted by AlbertRose \*  
> \*\*So, what is it about you that makes you so unbelievably sexy? For me, it’s my great legs. And my warmth. And my hil_ar\*ious sense of humor. \*\*

My big penis. Dammit, you asked what made me so sexy not so crude. Sorry.

Marc

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/4 "2001-06-21T11:14:53Z")

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I have a quick wit and a great sense of humor.  
I am warm hearted.  
I am gentle.  
I can lick my eyebrows. 😉

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/5 "2001-06-21T11:57:57Z")

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\*\* So I’ve been told… \*\*  
I have a great sense of humor and a quick wit.

I’m intelligent.

I have beautiful eyes.

I have a sexy strut.

I have a sultry voice.

I can flirt like there’s no tomorrow. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/6 "2001-06-21T12:03:18Z")

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Everything. I’m the “total package”. 😛

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**Author:** ![Mats\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8edcca/32.png) [@Mats\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mats_K)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/7 "2001-06-21T13:05:04Z")

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My Greek-Aussie accent 😉

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/8 "2001-06-21T13:22:38Z")

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My gut-busting dry wit. My facial expressions, like the way I can raise one eyebrow at a time.

My shaved head, because I have the right-shaped head for that to be sexy.

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**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/9 "2001-06-21T13:26:28Z")

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My smalness. I don’t have the big breasts or incredibly long legs that guys traditionally find sexy, but I’ve found that lots of people seem to find how little I am attractive.

Past boyfriends have always found my smile sexy too. I don’t know why - I intensely dislike my smile.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/10 "2001-06-21T13:28:55Z")

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It’s all in the attitude, baby.

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**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/11 "2001-06-21T13:34:28Z")

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My chemically induced hard looking musclely body and my sense of humor. 😉

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**Author:** ![PolishSausage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@PolishSausage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PolishSausage)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/12 "2001-06-21T13:47:03Z")

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I have a very (oh, how should I say), empathetic touch. Beginning with a back, foot, leg, hand, or whatever rub finishing with whatever is making her feel good. _that, and I have NO shame_

~t

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**Author:** ![Pnuk\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Pnuk\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pnuk_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/13 "2001-06-21T13:53:19Z")

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hmmmm. choices, choices. 😉

It’s my eyes. I hope.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/14 "2001-06-21T14:09:16Z")

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Well, I am, after all, me…

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/15 "2001-06-21T14:12:08Z")

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Word on the street is that my pigtails are sexy.

And my dentist says I have the finest set of teeth she’s ever seen.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/16 "2001-06-21T15:27:27Z")

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I was worried about not being sexy enough, so I bought the sex-o-tron implants on late-night TV. Now it just takes the flip of a switch to make me the sexiest guy around. Of course, when I’m on a date with the most attractive woman in the city, someone will spill soup on my back and the sex-o-tron control panel will short-circuit.

With hilarious results.

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/17 "2001-06-21T15:52:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \*  
> \*\*My chemically induced hard looking musclely body and my sense of humor. 😉 \*\*

Wow–that was one of the cleverest things I’ve ever read on this board. Seriously.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/18 "2001-06-21T16:50:06Z")

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Well, other than my devastatingly good looks, razor-sharp sense of humor, and my down-to-earth modesty, it’s my eyes. I have very blue eyes. Like Paul Newman/John Travolta blue.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/19 "2001-06-21T17:18:38Z")

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I’m a very kind person. Apparently, some people find that attractive.

🙂

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**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-makes-you-sexy/69588/20 "2001-06-21T17:54:48Z")

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I think hubby likes my eyes. I’ve noticed that I get more flirts from strangers since I grew my hair long. Maybe it’s sexy, I don’t really know.

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