What meat is most environmentally responsible?

Hmm…

If I read this:

… and this:

together, it seems we should be grinding up humans to make cattle feed. To make more humans. To feed more cattle…

Probably the most environmentally responsible kind of meat would be from wild-living animals that have been caught in an area where they don’t belong - for example:
Grey Squirrel shot anywhere in England
Mitten Crab caught from the river Thames
Nile Perch fished from Lake Victoria

(assuming, that is, that the process of harvesting them does not itself cause unacceptable environmental damage, or that catching individuals causes the species as a whole to proliferare - as may be the case with signal crayfish in the UK - catching the big males allows more juveniles to survive, because the big males are partly cannibalistic)

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I added spoiler tags to post 15. Yes, there are people who don’t know the premise of that story. No sense ruining it for them if they don’t want to read the ending.
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Oh yes. In the Netherlands, the Pacific Oyster is going very strong. It also eats the
“seed” of the native shellfish. Apparently, they’re pretty tasty, but demand for them as food is very low at the moment.

I agree with your point generally, but want to point out that the amount of cattle raised purely on pastureland is statistically insignificant. In reality, it would be an acre of pastureland and several acres of grain/corn/soybeans to feed those cattle. There are also antibiotic abuse, animal waste, and various other considerations.

1.) How many cattle are raised in pastures?
2.) How diverse is each acre of all the farmland used to feed each acre of cattle? And how many acres of farmland are required to support that acre of cattle?
3.) What if we move away from the single-crop model of farming and go to a system of planting several different crops on each plot?

Road kill.

As others have pointed out, the problem is that an acre of soybeans will produce a lot more food than an acre of pastureland. So the question is really: which is more diverse, ten acres of pastureland, or one acre of soybeans plus nine acres of wilderness?

I generally agree, but there can be an issue with hunting, when the land is actively manged to maximize hunting. For instance, in the last century, federal land managers would routinely kill off as many predators as they could, in order to boost the population of game animals.