# What memes or bumper stickers actually make a good point?

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**Created:** [May 22, 2022, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879 "2022-05-22T14:01:19Z")\
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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> I can also appreciate a meme that says, “If you keep pursuing something, and nothing comes of it, it was not meant for you.”

The most prolific source of these kind of memes, of course, is

> **[Home of Demotivators® - The World's Best Demotivational Posters](https://despair.com/)**
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> Motivational posters don't work. But our legendary demotivational posters don't work even BETTER! Browse our famed Demotivators® line and see for yourself!

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My first and only bumper sticker says “Choose Science Over Fiction”

I’ve been complimented on it, but my son says it is too provocative and “In your face”

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
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> [@sunstone](#):
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> “Choose Science Over Fiction”

I don’t know if it has ever been a bumper sticker, but I love this:

> Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/64 "2022-05-31T02:15:52Z")

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That “not meant for you” was actually from an inspirational site! There is also a variation that says “It’s not what God wants for you.”

My favorite “Despair” one is “Dysfunction” - “The one common factor in all your dissatisfying relationships is you.” Oh, man, is that one true.

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/65 "2022-05-31T02:35:05Z")

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I love Demotivators! I always wanted to put up the poster with the Leaning Tower of Pisa that says

> _ **Mediocrity** _  
> It takes a lot less time,  
> and most people won’t notice the difference  
> until it’s too late.

in the teacher’s workroom, which is where most planning period meetings were held.

One of my favorite memes:

By doing  
only a little  
every day,  
I can gradually  
let tasks  
completely  
overwhelm me.

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And my favorite Despair poster shows a cluster of track runners rounding a curve with the caption: “For every winner, there are a dozen losers. Odds are you’re one of them.”

But I haven’t seen that on their web site for several years. Maybe it’s out of print now?

We could fill this entire thread with memes from Despair and your favorite inspirational site.

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**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/67 "2022-05-31T02:38:08Z")

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Seen posted at a skydiving clubhouse: “If at first you don’t succeed – maybe skydiving isn’t for you.”

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More like “… wasn’t for you.”

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/69 "2022-05-31T04:01:51Z")

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_stop pretending your racism is patriotism_

It cuts through a lot of bullshit on the right. I would get it but I don’t want my car keyed.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/70 "2022-05-31T04:10:33Z")

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> I would get it but I don’t want my car keyed.

Just go with the classic “patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel”. The deplorables won’t know what refuge and scoundrel mean. You could even put it next to an image of Trump, and they’ll probably think you’re a Trump supporter.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2022, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/71 "2022-05-31T06:12:38Z")

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Okay, slightly paraphrased.

> **[Dysfunction](https://despair.com/products/dysfunction?_pos=1&_sid=ebba4605d&_ss=r)**
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> The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
>
> Okay, slightly paraphrased.
> 
> [Dysfunction - Despair, Inc.](https://despair.com/products/dysfunction?_pos=1&_sid=ebba4605d&_ss=r)

Someone should show this one to Taylor Swift.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/73 "2022-06-01T00:56:10Z")

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My favorite Demotivator is Sacrifice: All We Ask Is That You Give Us Your Heart.  
The caption appears below an Aztec pyramid.  
I hung a cut-and-paste version of it over the copy machine at the last school I worked at. It stayed up there at least two years.

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> [@Wesley\_Clark](#):
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> Someone should show this one to Taylor Swift.

I’d marry her.

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From a shirt I gave to my physicist dad. “Everything happens for a reason and the reason is usually physics”

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“I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.”

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/77 "2022-06-01T22:11:24Z")

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This bumper sticker makes a good point:

“Safety Is My Goal - But I’lll Settle For Getting There Ahead of _You_”.

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**Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-memes-or-bumper-stickers-actually-make-a-good-point/964879/78 "2022-06-05T06:18:54Z")

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I would never want those filr[quote=“Riemann, post:70, topic:964879”]  
You could even put it next to an image of Trump, and they’ll probably think you’re a Trump supporter.  
[/quote]

I would never want those filth ever to think I’m one of them.

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I have a red ball cap I don’t wear anymore.

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A cousin of mine that is in no way way a Trump supporter has a red cap that looks cute on her. I was a little weirded out when I took her to lunch 2 years ago.

But on the other hand. Fuck it. Don’t let those assholes make us change our lives.

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