# What movie? "They're real and they're spectacular." **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 2, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767 "2003-07-02T14:11:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/1 "2003-07-02T14:11:10Z")
Some woman in some movie said this line regarding her breasts. For the life of me I can’t remember what movie. ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/2 "2003-07-02T14:13:36Z")
It was Seinfeld. Tori Hunter, you know the woman that played Lois on Lois and Clark. At least I think thats her real name. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/3 "2003-07-02T14:19:22Z")
Come on, guys, the name is _Teri Hatcher_. The whole episode was about Jerry wondering whether her breasts were real. He first thought they were fake, hence wasn’t interested in her, then Elaine accidentally bumped into her in the sauna and said that they were definitely real. Then Jerry got back to her, and tried to get into her blouse, but Kramer intervened. Teri left, and said those famous words as a parting shot. ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/4 "2003-07-02T14:20:01Z")
**Teri Hatcher**! Thats it. Tori Hunter plays Baseball for the Minnesota Twins. ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/5 "2003-07-02T14:24:40Z")
BTW, Tori Hunter’s breasts are real too. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/6 "2003-07-02T14:27:06Z")
Jackie Chiles also said it in the series finale (although for some reason I keep thinking he said “fabulous”). ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/7 "2003-07-02T14:28:57Z")
funny, I thought he said “magnificent”. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/8 "2003-07-02T14:35:45Z")
ahh that’s it. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/9 "2003-07-02T15:37:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NYR407 \* > \*\ ***Teri Hatcher**! Thats it. Tori Hunter plays Baseball for the Minnesota Twins. \*\* heh. You said “twins.” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/10 "2003-07-02T15:45:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NYR407 \* > \*\*BTW, Tori Hunter’s breasts are real too. \*\* True, but he does have butt-cheek implants. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/11 "2003-07-02T17:21:58Z")
[nitpick]According to the official Twins web site (and others) it’s **Torii** Hunter.[/nitpick] ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/12 "2003-07-02T17:38:11Z")
Hold on. This is definitely from a movie. I’m no Seinfeld watcher, and I know I saw this before. I was going to say Summer Rental, when the lady kind of corners John Candy in his rented beach house, showing off her new breasts. But I think it’s another movie altogether. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/13 "2003-07-02T17:50:29Z")
… or not. As I searched through about 15 pages of Google, I noticed I was wrong … ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/14 "2003-07-02T19:39:18Z")
If it is in a movie, I’d bet it was a rip-off of Seinfeld. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/15 "2003-07-02T19:55:33Z")
Jackie Chiles end up with her in the finale, and after the verdict is given and the four are sentenced, Hatcher shows up to escort Chiles out, and Chiles informs Jerry again, that they are, in fact, real, and are, in fact, spectacular. ---
**Author:** ![beefymeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/16 "2003-07-02T20:31:52Z")
I know this isn’t MPSIMS, but I want to pipe up that I think the Torii Hunter/Teri Hatcher mixup is the funniest thing I’ve heard ALL DAY. And possibly all week. Thank you!! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/17 "2003-07-03T11:48:42Z")
There’s a fly ball to center field… it’s deep… Hunter going back, back, back… AND SUPERMAN SWOOPS DOWN TO MAKE THE CATCH! ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/18 "2003-07-03T13:04:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beefymeg \* > \*\*I know this isn’t MPSIMS, but I want to pipe up that I think the Torii Hunter/Teri Hatcher mixup is the funniest thing I’ve heard ALL DAY. And possibly all week. > > Thank you!! \*\* Glad I could put a smile on your face **beefymeg**. Sometimes my ineptitude in recalling names pays off with hilarious consequences. Just this weekend my friends were discussing Will Ferrell and I butted in about how he is a no talent hack. After making my argument someone said " Well I thought he was funny in Old School". It was then I realized who they were talking about. I thought they were discussing Jimmy Fallon.:smack: Anyway I withdrew my comments about Ferrell and transfered them to Fallon. ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/19 "2003-07-03T13:20:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NYR407 \* > \*\*Just this weekend my friends were discussing Will Ferrell and I butted in about how he is a no talent hack. After making my argument someone said " Well I thought he was funny in Old School". > > It was then I realized who they were talking about. I thought they were discussing Jimmy Fallon.:smack: Anyway I withdrew my comments about Ferrell and transfered them to Fallon. \*\* But…but…Will Ferrell is even _less_ funny than Jimmy Fallon, if such a thing is even possible. I mean, Fallon has at least one definable expression – the smarmy look. Ferrell always seems to have smacked in the face by a 2x4 five seconds before going on-camera and is trying to decide if he’s evolved far enough above plankton to feel pain… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/20 "2003-07-03T13:25:52Z")
> [@](#): > > But…but…Will Ferrell is even _less_ funny than Jimmy Fallon, if such a thing is even possible. I’m stunned, but you’re right. And Chris Kattan is even worse. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767.md?page=2)