# What movie? "They're real and they're spectacular."

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 2, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767 "2003-07-02T14:11:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/41 "2003-07-05T02:52:04Z")

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Well, there’s still baseball and SNL to parody. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/42 "2003-07-05T03:18:51Z")

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There’s a scene in [Outrageous!](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0076513) where a guy yells “they’re real!” but he’s talking about his eyes.

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/43 "2003-07-05T15:12:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sam Stone \*  
> \*\*As for Jimmy Fallon, I think the guy has tons of talent. But most of it is musical. Have you seen him do song parodies? He’s fantastic. He can mimic everyone from Eddie Vedder to Dave Matthews, and his song parodies are pretty good. He’s also a decent singer and guitar player.
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> And I don’t mind a lot of his sketches on SNL, but some are derivative or lame. \*\*

I have to concede on the impressions. Very funny and spot on in most cases. He’s also not bad on the news though Tina Fey is a bit better. And I love that scar on her face.

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**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/44 "2003-07-05T15:19:58Z")

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FTR, I recognise the quote (or something like it) as a song lyric. No idea from what tho. For some reason I start humming “Sympathy for the Devil” every time I see this thread.

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**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/45 "2003-07-05T16:53:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Iteki \*  
> \*\*FTR, I recognise the quote (or something like it) as a song lyric. No idea from what tho. For some reason I start humming “Sympathy for the Devil” every time I see this thread. \*\*

Just as every cop is a criminal  
And all the sinners saints  
Because her teats are both real and spectacularrrrr  
I’m in a need of some restraint

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**Author:** ![Doubting\_Robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Doubting\_Robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubting_Robert)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/46 "2003-07-05T19:10:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\ ***"They’re real and they’re spectacular."**
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> I believe this was Katharine Houghton to Sidney Poitier in _Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner._ \*\*

And on the subject of getting names wrong, that should be “Hepburn,” not “Houghton.” Or was that part of **lieu** ’s joke?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/47 "2003-07-05T19:38:54Z")

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No, he means [Houghton](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Houghton,%20Katharine). Houghton plays the daughter who brings Poitier home. She IRL is Hepburn’s niece.

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**Author:** ![Doubting\_Robert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e495f1/32.png) [@Doubting\_Robert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doubting_Robert)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/48 "2003-07-05T20:04:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Otto \*  
> \*\*No, he means [Houghton](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Houghton,%20Katharine). Houghton plays the daughter who brings Poitier home. She IRL is Hepburn’s niece. \*\*

No wonder no one else complained about **lieu** ’s “mistake”. Sorry about that.

**Never mind!**

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/49 "2003-07-06T02:44:22Z")

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Teri Hatcher also plays a trampy soap actress in the movie “Soapdish,” and I wish I could remember the line from Kevin Kline that prompts it but she says “Mm, you should see my tits!”

She’s certainly made a career out of those two!

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/50 "2003-07-06T03:46:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by saramamlana \*  
> \*\*Teri Hatcher also plays a trampy soap actress in the movie “Soapdish,” and I wish I could remember the line from Kevin Kline that prompts it but she says “Mm, you should see my tits!”
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> She’s certainly made a career out of those two! \*\*

Kevin Klein: You have beautiful eyes.

Teri Hatcher: They’re nothing compared to my tits.

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**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/51 "2003-07-06T05:25:07Z")

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Curses! And thank you. I hate when I fudge a movie quote.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/52 "2003-07-06T16:28:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by saramamlana \*  
> \*\*Curses! And thank you. I hate when I fudge a movie quote. \*\*

[homer]mmmmm… fudge[/homer]

BTW, speaking of Kevin Kline I just saw Sophie’s Choice for the first time last night. Great flick!  
Sorry 'bout the [tehe] hijack.

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**Author:** ![MrBoy1967](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@MrBoy1967](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBoy1967)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/53 "2003-07-06T20:02:00Z")

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Tom Green has no talent and no tits.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-theyre-real-and-theyre-spectacular/185767/54 "2003-07-06T20:11:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MrBoy1967 \*  
> \*\*Tom Green has no talent and no tits. \*\*

Especially now that Drew left.

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