# What movie would you most like to see get the MST 3000 treatment? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 24, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433 "2002-11-24T02:32:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/1 "2002-11-24T02:32:35Z")
My nomination would be _Battlefield Earth_. What about you? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/2 "2002-11-24T02:45:49Z")
Star Wars Holiday Special. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/3 "2002-11-24T02:47:57Z")
Maria Carey’s “Glitter”…WOW was that bad… ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/4 "2002-11-24T02:51:28Z")
The movie version of _Dungeons and Dragons_ . Favorite line: “People of Ismir, I now proclaim that you are all equal.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/5 "2002-11-24T02:57:27Z")
_Star Trek V: The Final Frontier_. There’s a fan-made version which is not too bad, but I’d like to see either Joel or Mike & the Bots handle this one. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/6 "2002-11-24T03:19:41Z")
_Armageddon_ ---
**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/7 "2002-11-24T03:39:45Z")
_Star Wars: Episode I_ ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/8 "2002-11-24T03:52:53Z")
_Signs._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/9 "2002-11-24T03:59:03Z")
_2001 A space Odyssey_ ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/10 "2002-11-24T04:15:08Z")
Something with Charlton Heston. _Omega Man_ maybe, or _Soylent Green_. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/11 "2002-11-24T04:34:28Z")
**ITR** : i cant believe you think that line is even better than “Give me the ROD!!!” in other news, my friends and I plan on renting “Croc Hunter” and putting it through the MST ropes. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/12 "2002-11-24T04:39:24Z")
Feeders 2 and Jeepers Creepers ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/13 "2002-11-24T07:02:07Z")
Waterworld maybe the Harry Potters the cartoon version of Lord of the Rings ---
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/14 "2002-11-24T07:41:21Z")
I would say that the movie I would like to see them take on would be **The movie that will not be named and was never made** \* \*Highlander 2 for those that must know. Now excuse me whilst I purge the memory of it again from my mind \. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/15 "2002-11-24T07:58:50Z")
_Vertical Limit_…? But only because they’d get to say… Rock climbing, Joel… Rock climbing. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/16 "2002-11-24T11:48:29Z")
_At The Earth’s Core_ _Akira_ (A bad film no matter what anyone claims) _Airport 1975_ _The Swarm_ _Swept Away_ And just to see some funny jokes made during a _good_ movie: _Citizen Kane_ _The Grapes of Wrath_ _The Vampire Lovers_ ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/17 "2002-11-24T12:12:45Z")
I bet nobody on SDMB has seen this one, **The Neptune Factor** aka **The Neptune Disaster** with Ben Gazzara, Walter Pidgeon, Yvette Mimieux and Ernest Borgnine as **Mack**. A research sealab falls into an abyss during an earthquake and a Canadian minisub must rescue them. The monsters from the deep that harass our heroes are nothing more than goldfish and lobsters shot at extreme close-up. The only redeeming feature of the film is seeing the Canadian Navy scramble HMCS submarine Onodaga to search for survivors. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/18 "2002-11-24T12:39:47Z")
Icerigger, I have seen the _Neptune Disaster._ I think you are wrong: Yvette is a redeeming factor in any movie. In her prime, a serious babe. My candidates for MSTK treatment: _Planet of the Apes Independence Day Twister Enemy of the State A Simple Plan_ ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/19 "2002-11-24T16:30:31Z")
Oh yes, how could I forget: _Moonraker_ ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/20 "2002-11-24T17:10:20Z")
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