# What movie would you most like to see get the MST 3000 treatment? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 24, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433 "2002-11-24T02:32:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/21 "2002-11-24T17:41:58Z")
Blair Witch Project ---
**Author:** ![Azure\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@Azure\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azure_Eternity)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/22 "2002-11-24T21:08:24Z")
For what it’s worth, Mike did do a book about [recent bad movies.](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0380814676/qid%3D1038172225/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/102-5790123-5628127) ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/23 "2002-11-24T22:55:47Z")
You gotta include _The Omega Code_ and the (not even released yet) _The Time Changer_. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/24 "2002-11-25T00:37:24Z")
I’d LOVE to see them do _Time Changer_ or the Kirk Cameron version of _Left Behind_. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/25 "2002-11-25T03:21:24Z")
If by “MST3K treatment,” you mean screening it with a few halfway witty friends and mocking it yourselves, I nominate _Invasion of the Bee Girls_ or _Bride of the Monster_. Maybe _God Told Me To_. If you mean actually having someone else’s jokes, which are much less funny than anything likely to be produced spontaneously by anyone I would care to associate with, artificially introduced to a video, uh… ummm, let me see… Nope, can’t think of any. ---
**Author:** ![Vanyel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Vanyel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vanyel)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/26 "2002-11-25T03:27:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*much less funny \*\* Blasphemy! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/27 "2002-11-25T03:28:01Z")
Memento ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/28 "2002-11-25T03:41:14Z")
Troll 2!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/29 "2002-11-25T04:37:49Z")
Spawn ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/30 "2002-11-25T06:48:47Z")
Plan 9 from outer space As well as a lot of good ones, The Godfather would come to mind. ( right after Clemenza says “Don’t hit the kids as you’re backing out”) “Hey, you hitta the kids, I hitta your ass!” ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/31 "2002-11-25T20:20:56Z")
Someone already said _Star Wars_, the only thing I have to add to that is that Episode IV, (“A New Hope”) has been begging for the MST3K treatment for a long time. And I’d love to see _Total Recall_ or _Starship Troopers_ done as well. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/32 "2002-11-25T20:43:02Z")
Demi Moore’s THE SCARLET LETTER. It practically writes itself. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/33 "2002-11-25T21:01:58Z")
The Matrix To see them have their fun with Keanu Reeves would be perfect justice. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/34 "2002-11-25T21:29:48Z")
Attack of the Clones, all the way. The only movie which I can honestly say is not better than sand. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/35 "2002-11-25T21:35:47Z")
How about “MST3K” the motion picture? Seems pretty obvious to me, at least. I’d love to see Mike Nelson put his alleged “wit” to work on this one! ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/36 "2002-11-26T06:29:57Z")
Did they ever do ALIEN? “Oh, look…he’s choking. Should we do the Heimlic?” “nah, just give him a couple kilos of aspirin.” ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/37 "2002-11-26T12:12:35Z")
A double bill! _Mission to Mars_ and _Red Planet_ ---
**Author:** ![partly\_warmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bc8723/32.png) [@partly\_warmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partly_warmer)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/38 "2002-11-26T12:18:24Z")
What excellent ideas! Let’s go further. Let’s pass legislation that all movies are required to be released on DVD with a MST-type commentary, if anyone choses to do so. Let’s strike a blow to elevate the standards of western culture. Include TV episodes. Buffy. Please, please, please. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/39 "2002-11-26T13:29:07Z")
The Ring. If only for them to make fun of the frankenstein/zombie way the girl is walking after she climbs out of the well A.I. I’ll think of more later ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433/40 "2002-11-26T13:42:00Z")
I should add that I wish there was an adult version of MST3k that did pornos. God that would be funny. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movie-would-you-most-like-to-see-get-the-mst-3000-treatment/138433.md?page=3)