# What movies do you wish you could jump into?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 29, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122 "2005-08-29T17:18:50Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/41 "2005-08-30T01:16:29Z")

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Dreams - I’d love to visit the village of the waterwheels.  
The Mission - Remote South America at the time of contact? I am so there.  
Jurassic Park - Should be obvious.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/42 "2005-08-30T01:40:02Z")

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_The Big Lebowski_, for sure. I’d get some bowling in and hang out with some remarkably weird characters.

And most any Marx Brothers film, especially _Duck Soup_. Being on Firefly’s cabinet or something like that.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/43 "2005-08-30T01:44:42Z")

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_Star Wars_, preferably Episode II or III. Then I’d look up Obi-Wan Kenobi, and change the ratings to at least NC17.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/44 "2005-08-30T02:24:22Z")

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> [@ArrMatey!](#):
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> I’ve had the exact same thought, and even talk to the screen sometimes…
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> Of course, my favorite line from a noir that I always look for a chance to use:
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> “Get up, Mahoney. People’ll think you’ve never been socked by a dame before.”

OK, I give up. What’s that from? I know I’ve heard it, but can’t come up with a source.

Meanwhile, I could join the others in _Swing Time_, or pretty much anything with Fred Astaire. I’d also like to be in on some big caper, _Ocean’s Eleven_ maybe, or _Topkapi_. But best of all would be _The Maltese Falcon_, playing Sam Spade’s favourite bartender, who hears about all his cases as they develop.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/45 "2005-08-30T02:29:22Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> _Star Wars_, preferably Episode II or III. Then I’d look up Obi-Wan Kenobi, and change the ratings to at least NC17.

Have you seen _Young Adam_?

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/46 "2005-08-30T03:04:23Z")

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I’d come along for the ride in **Yellow Submarine**.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/47 "2005-08-30T03:18:50Z")

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**Local Hero** takes place in a small town on the coast of Scotland that I’d love to jump into. Meanwhile, I’ll settle for watching the movie from time to time.

In the guilty pleasure division, **Titanic** in its first half evokes that time and place so well that seeing it on the big screen is like being there. I never usually do this, but for some inexplicable reason I felt compelled to go three times (still waiting for a deluxe dvd).

Reminds me of a great t-shirt I saw on the street around the time **Titanic** was out which said “It Sank. Get Over It.”

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/48 "2005-08-30T03:34:56Z")

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For a few years (seven? ;)) I wouldn’t mind whooping it up with the Deltas in _Animal House_.

After that, it’s moving into _Shakespeare in Love_ for a good dose of Tom Stoppard dialogue and Joseph Fiennes.

The lovely 2003 French WWII comedy _Bon Voyage_ would be a lot of fun, too.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/49 "2005-08-30T03:36:07Z")

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I did my best to live _Almost Famous_ a few times.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/50 "2005-08-30T03:39:25Z")

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I wouldn’t mind dropping into Rick’s in _Casablanca_. I can even sing _la marseillaise_ and I can sing loud. (Not necessarily well; but loud.)

I would also like to be Eleanor Powell in _Broadway Melody of 1940,_ showing Fred Astaire how to do the steps!

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/51 "2005-08-30T04:01:26Z")

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my answer isn’t original, but it is heartfelt: I’d jump into The Lord of the Rings movies. live in Hobbiton for a while, visit Rivendell, Minas Tirith, etc. etc.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/52 "2005-08-30T04:46:19Z")

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I wouldn’t mind helping Doc Brown out with his DeLorean experiments in the _Back to the Future_ series. Everybody loves time travel!

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/53 "2005-08-30T05:09:00Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> I’ll distract Cillian Murphy, and she’s all yours. 🙂

You have yourself a deal…I’m sure there’s more than one washroom on the plane.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/54 "2005-08-30T07:12:38Z")

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Either on board the Enterprise in Star Trek: TNG, or on one of the Federation planets. Or the captain of a rebel alliance ship in Star Wars.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/55 "2005-08-30T08:08:05Z")

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Any **Jacqueline Bisset** movie from the 70s or 80s. Or, better still, all of them.

(Anyone who knows me would have been able to predict my answer with 100% accuracy).

Alternatively, any movie, any movie at all, where I’d be able to fly like a superhero flies. (Should be interestingly surreal if, in the future, someone happens to have a reason to do a ‘search’ on ‘superhero flies’).

Good thread. Can someone _please_ hurry up and invent this technology? How hard can it be? With my cellphone if I’m in Las Vegas I can walk down the street and call a friend in Sydney. If we can do this, what’s so hard about developing the ‘Jump-into-the-movie-o-tron’.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/56 "2005-08-30T11:46:08Z")

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> [@want2know](#):
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> :geek alert:Anything \*\* Star Trek\*\*–just to be on the Enterprise–especially \*\* ST2-TWOK\*\*! Dibs on _that_ series!

**RED SHIRT!!** Bye-bye, **want2know**! 😛😃

For me, a rookie Super in _The Incredibles_. Or possibly an adopted Parr kid.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/57 "2005-08-30T12:41:29Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> So my choices are that fucked up, compared to everyone else’s here?

I’ll explain it. Many people think that a person who consumes a lot of pornography probably has difficulty relating sexually to another person at a real life level.

(Don’t blame the messenger.)

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/58 "2005-08-30T15:16:58Z")

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Wow, some great ideas.

I’d definitely want to drop by Rick’s Cafe Americain in \*Casablanca \* to soak up some of the local atmosphere. Maybe drop by a French Resistance meeting late some night like Sam, too.

Being one of the Supers (before they were banned) in \*The Incredibles \* would be 'way cool. Mr. Incredible and Frozone might need some help fighting evildoers… but no capes!

Serving with Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the gallant crew of the USS Enterprise (but definitely not while wearing a red shirt) in the original \*Star Trek \* would also be great.

I second (or third, or fourth) the suggestion of _The Lord of the Rings_. I’d want to be a top advisor to King Elessar at the beginning of the Fourth Age, living in Minas Tirith, reestablishing the Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor, smiting the Corsairs of Umbar, etc.

Mmmmm. Umbar.

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/59 "2005-08-30T18:58:04Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Have you seen _Young Adam_?

Not yet-I haven’t been able to get a hold of it. (I want to make sure it’s not the US edited version, as rumors that some of the important stuff was cut for the US release).

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**Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-do-you-wish-you-could-jump-into/319122/60 "2005-08-30T19:15:01Z")

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> [@well he's back](#):
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> my answer isn’t original, but it is heartfelt: I’d jump into The Lord of the Rings movies. live in Hobbiton for a while, visit Rivendell, Minas Tirith, etc. etc.

Me, too. For me, the absolute must-see of Middle Earth is the Argonath. Followed closely by the Great Hall of Khazad-Dum.

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