# What movies have you actually walked out of?

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**Created:** [January 15, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-have-you-actually-walked-out-of/678900 "2014-01-15T19:39:51Z")\
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I don’t go to too many movies, so I don’t have a chance to walk out of a theater.

But I saw _ **Adventureland** _ on Netflix last weekend and it just made me so MAD. Like, I couldn’t get to sleep afterwards. And I almost cancelled my Netflix account.

Had I been in a theater, I’d have walked out.

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I would have walked out of The Day After Tomorrow if I wasn’t there with friends, but then again I wouldn’t have walked IN to The Day After Tomorrow if I wasn’t there with friends. It looked like the worst movie ever made from the trailers, and surprise! it turned out to be slightly worse than that.

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Never walked out of a theatrical viewing but have shut down a few DVDs. Notable among them was _i am sam_ which nearly caused me to vomit.

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> [@Bellhorn](#):
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> **The Lord of the Rings** (2001)  
> In college I couldn’t get through the first 20 pages. In the theater, I couldn’t last even that long.

Huh - I first read the whole LOTR trilogy when I was ten years old (which was a bit of a slog at times at that age), and at least three more times thereafter before I finished high school. As for the first movie, Not only did I watch it all the way through, but came back the next night to watch it again!

Anyway, one movie I did walk out on was _ **Highlander II: The Quickening** _.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-have-you-actually-walked-out-of/678900/45 "2014-01-15T22:36:34Z")

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The only movie (at a theater) I/we ever walked out of was in 1985 or 1986 at a duplex that was showing _Emerald Forest_ with Powers Boothe and some others I have since forgotten and won’t bother looking up. The kid was a Tommy and after he ran away to join some Amazon Indians he became “To-May” or something like that . That did it. We quietly and stealthily went next door and got in before _Silverado_ had started and enjoyed the whole thing.

I have yet to have the curiosity to see what we missed in _Emerald Forest_.

As for movies at home, I have bailed on many a movie in five minutes or less. And I have Netflix streaming things that I quit on in less time than that.

But that’s one of the main reasons I stay away from theaters.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-have-you-actually-walked-out-of/678900/46 "2014-01-15T22:43:46Z")

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Just one - _Sarafina!_, starring Whoopi Goldberg. My girlfriend wanted to see it, but somehow neither of us knew it was a musical… and holy cow, it was just like watching the first episode of _Cop Rock_. After about 10 minutes she turned to me and said, “I’m sorry, let’s just go.” And we did.

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A couple years ago we went to see **Bridesmaids** but due to some mix up on our part we missed it and had to wait 90 minutes for the next one. I suggested **Thor** ; Mrs. Morbo suggested **Atlas Shrugged: Part 1**. We were both not too enthused but we went to see Atlas Shrugged.

After 30 minutes of exchanging horrified looks with one another she started laughing, then whispered “Let’s go.”

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[quote=“Lowdown, post:36, topic:678900”]

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

It was so, so bad. My mom took me. First and only movie I’ve ever walked out on.  
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Wow, it’s bad, but it isn’t that bad, is it? I mean, some of the individual scenes are nice enough. I do understand on some level, but as a Star Trek movie, I think I’d stay just to see what happens.

> [@stegon66](#):
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> Never walked out of a theatrical viewing but have shut down a few DVDs. Notable among them was _i am sam_ which nearly caused me to vomit.

I also do not quit too often on DVD’s. I did quit on Love, Actually though. Wow, that was a horrible experience.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-have-you-actually-walked-out-of/678900/49 "2014-01-15T23:17:49Z")

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_Tommy_ I was 17 and just didn’t get it. Too weird for me. I can’t recall every walking out again.

Movie rentals are different. I often start a movie and lose interest.

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I’ve never walked out of a theater, but I’ve given up on some DVDs (too forgettable to mention).  
The only movie I’ve literally walked out on was _La Strada_, during a college film history course. It was pretty awful, and the professor had already left; it was a road I did not want to continue upon.

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_Les Miserables_, but only because my wife was having a severe gastrointestinal crisis.

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> The only movie (at a theater) I/we ever walked out of was in 1985 or 1986 at a duplex that was showing _Emerald Forest_ with Powers Boothe and some others I have since forgotten and won’t bother looking up. The kid was a Tommy and after he ran away to join some Amazon Indians he became “To-May” or something like that . That did it.

I’d have to dig around for the specifics, but Robert Benchley was once in the audience of a horrendous play, and whispered to his companion that one more instance of pidgin English was going to send him to the doors. A few moments later, a character announced, “Me Too-Mak. Me good Indian. Me stay.” Benchley stood up, announced, “Me Bobby. Me bad Indian. Me go.” And left.

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> [@robby](#):
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> Huh - I first read the whole LOTR trilogy when I was ten years old (which was a bit of a slog at times at that age), and at least three more times thereafter before I finished high school. As for the first movie, Not only did I watch it all the way through, but came back the next night to watch it again!  
> …\*\*\*.

As George Costanza used to say, “It’s me, not you.”

I never, ever could deal fantasy fiction or sci-fi, either.

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I watched the **Speed Racer** movie at home, so I can’t say I walked out, but I did shut it off in disgust halfway through.

I would have walked out of **The Dark Knight Rises** had I been watching it by myself, but I was at the theater with my wife and didn’t want to just up and leave while she was still watching.

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The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea, when the boys started in on the cat.

Theo because it was boring as hell.

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Walked Out of some long, tedious thing with Robert Redford and Meryl Streep. They gave us an intermission, we used it to great effect, because bed is a much better place to sleep than a theater.

Later, I walked out on a Polish movie I cannot remember the name of, but it had something to do with a girl and a violin. It was actually probably an OK movie, but it had been paired with _High Heels_ by Almodóvar, which I saw first: _High Heels_ was bright, lively, lots of primary-ish colours, while the Polish movie seemed like a dim, drab downer.

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I walked out of Elf because I was literally falling asleep. Not a bad movie, but I must not have been sleeping because my wife was out of town.

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I walked out of _Jason X_, insofar as I could. I was with friends, one of whom paid for it. (I wouldn’t have went to it otherwise.) So I couldn’t completely leave, but I did walk out several times to smoke a cigarette and get away from the horrible stupidity.

I would have done the same during either _Jurassic Park 2_, or maybe 3, but I wasn’t smoking at the time. 😜

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Wanted to walk out of _Cool World_ but didn’t. I have never walked out of a theatre, but in have left the room twice when my hubby was watching Judge Dredd (the newer one).

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Two:

_The Hunger_: It wasn’t exactly a theater, but a college film-night screening in an auditorium. Too gory for me.

_Poltergeist 3_: Loved 1. Not sure I ever saw 2. But 3 was just stupid and gory and…yeah.

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