# What movies not intended as porn get masturbated to the most?

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**Created:** [October 3, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182 "2019-10-03T01:25:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
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Recycled from an old discussion on another board about Vidal/Guccione’s _Caligula_, which I recently had occasion to reread. It was being debated what it would take for porn/erotica to cross the line into the mainstream, and someone opined that there’s no crossing the gulf between a movie you masturbate to and one you don’t. To which someone else claimed that’s not necessarily the most reliable rule of thumb.

So can anyone name some possible examples?

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
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Lifeforce and Species.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
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Just off the top of my head, I got:

Driving Miss Daisy  
Throw Mama From the Train  
Cocoon  
The English Patient

and, of course,

Top Gun (especially the volleyball scene).

😃

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
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Career Opportunities

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High. It’s the movie they invented the pause button for.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
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To quote Tom Leher

I could tell you things about Peter Pan,  
And the Wizard of Oz, there’s a dirty old man!

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\*\*The Human Centipede. \*\*

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Nobody say _Curly Sue_!

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/9 "2019-10-03T02:56:26Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Fast Times At Ridgemont High. It’s the movie they invented the pause button for.

That’s what I came in here to say. So I’ll add “Wild Things”.

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/10 "2019-10-03T03:26:35Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> Cocoon

Steve Guttenberg shirtless and I’m halfway there.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
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Uh…p-Power Rangers?

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/12 "2019-10-03T03:34:20Z")

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_ **The Great Race** _. Natalie Wood in a corset, mmmmmmmmmmmmm! :o

Tony Curtis, shirtless and sweaty, for those of another persuasion.

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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Lifeforce and Species.

Dude…cmon. The first response steals my answer??

Without reading the rest of the thread I’ll chip in Excalibur.

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/14 "2019-10-03T03:57:39Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> To which someone else claimed that’s not necessarily the most reliable rule of thumb.

… So to speak. :rolleyes:

The panty raid in _ **Revenge of the Nerds** _ was pretty hot too. :o

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/15 "2019-10-03T10:40:11Z")

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[Moderating]

I _think_ that, as long as we just keep this to a list of titles, this thread can probably remain open and on course. But please, let’s not have any details.

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_Bring It On_.

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Bound

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Back in the 1980s and 1990s, video store clerks claimed that they had to replace cassettes of _Trading Places_ frequently, because the tape would always get worn out at Jamie Lee Curtis’ topless scene.

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Thelma & Louise. Specifically the young & sometimes shirtless Brad Pitt.

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I remember one guy writing (to _Playboy_? I don’t recall) about how he was turned off by most porn, and what really did it for him were nude scenes like the opening scenes of the original **Carrie**.

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