# What movies not intended as porn get masturbated to the most? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 3, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182 "2019-10-03T01:25:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/21 "2019-10-03T13:26:35Z")
_Animal House_. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/22 "2019-10-03T13:30:06Z")
I haven’t even read any of the posts yet but this is the best thread title ever. Kinda makes me horny. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/23 "2019-10-03T13:32:44Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > _Bring It On_. My cousin, who ran a video store, remembers renting that video every week to a skeevy looking middle aged man. He always claimed it was for his nieces but my cousin said “why doesn’t he just admit he likes looking at cheerleaders”. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/24 "2019-10-03T13:37:57Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Thelma & Louise. Specifically the young & sometimes shirtless Brad Pitt. _Oh, definitely!_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/25 "2019-10-03T13:38:26Z")
**Under the Skin**. If this movie has a plot, good luck finding anyone who can tell you what it is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/26 "2019-10-03T14:02:29Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Uh…p-Power Rangers? Elizabeth Banks looked good hamming it up in curvy green armor. I imagine Crying Game gets some Last Tango in Paris? Cruising? Shortbus? Brown Bunny? ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/27 "2019-10-03T15:46:03Z")
For geeks, especially we female science-fiction geeks, the original Terminator has a great love scene. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/28 "2019-10-03T15:56:06Z")
[…All the Marbles](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081964/) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/29 "2019-10-03T16:29:45Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > _ **The Great Race** _. Natalie Wood in a corset, mmmmmmmmmmmmm! :o > > Tony Curtis, shirtless and sweaty, for those of another persuasion. Doubleplusgood for those of us who aren’t so picky. **Buckaroo Banzai** ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/30 "2019-10-03T16:35:26Z")
Showgirls ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/31 "2019-10-03T16:42:25Z")
The Incredible Journey? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/32 "2019-10-03T17:45:38Z")
Following up on **The Great Race** posts, I’d agree about any movie with great cheesecake. The 1967 **Casino Royale** had one of the most amazing lineups of non-bimbo nubiles\* ever. Ursula Andress, Deborah Kerr, Joanna Pettet, Dahlia Lavi, Barbara Bouchet, Jacqueline Bisset, plus dozens of uncredited background babes. - meaning, no idiots. The women were every bit the spies, schemers, and treacherous fuckers as the boys. Dahlia Lavi, by tricking Woody Allen into swallowing the H-Bomb pill, is responsible for blowing everyone up in the final scene, making her essentially the super villain. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/33 "2019-10-03T17:49:11Z")
**[9 1/2 Weeks](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091635/)** ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/34 "2019-10-03T17:49:36Z")
9 1/2 Weeks. I mean, come on. On edit: Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/35 "2019-10-03T17:51:28Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Following up on **The Great Race** posts, I’d agree about any movie with great cheesecake. > > The 1967 **Casino Royale** had one of the most amazing lineups of non-bimbo nubiles\* ever. Ursula Andress, Deborah Kerr, Joanna Pettet, Dahlia Lavi, Barbara Bouchet, Jacqueline Bisset, plus dozens of uncredited background babes. > > - meaning, no idiots. The women were every bit the spies, schemers, and treacherous fuckers as the boys. Dahlia Lavi, by tricking Woody Allen into swallowing the H-Bomb pill, is responsible for blowing everyone up in the final scene, making her essentially the super villain. One of my favorite movies, insane cuts and all. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/36 "2019-10-03T18:01:58Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > One of my favorite movies, insane cuts and all. Me too. Probably _because_ of the insane cuts. Also because, like Jonathan Miller’s 1966 BBC production of **Alice in Wonderland,** it spans a majestic decade like a Colossus, one foot in the James Bond/Rat Pack/tuxedoed Early ‘60s, and the other in the acid-swirly/psychedelic/free love Late ‘60s. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/37 "2019-10-03T18:04:38Z")
PS: Do NOT try to masturbate to Jonathan Miller’s **Alice in Wonderland.** Unless the idea of Leo McKern in drag is a turn-on. (He plays the Duchess) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/38 "2019-10-03T18:10:12Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > PS: Do NOT try to masturbate to Jonathan Miller’s **Alice in Wonderland.** Unless the idea of Leo McKern in drag is a turn-on. (He plays the Duchess) I am _sooo_ embarrassed now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/39 "2019-10-03T18:17:40Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > PS: Do NOT try to masturbate to Jonathan Miller’s **Alice in Wonderland.** Unless the idea of Leo McKern in drag is a turn-on. (He plays the Duchess) Gad, if only you’d posted this yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/40 "2019-10-03T19:15:46Z")
I’m sure I’m not alone in finding Salma Hayek’s scene in ‘From Dusk till Dawn’ extraordinarily erotic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182.md?page=3)