# What movies not intended as porn get masturbated to the most?

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**Created:** [October 3, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182 "2019-10-03T01:25:46Z")\
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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Uh…p-Power Rangers?

You say that as a joke, but Amy Jo Johnson [wore _the hell_ out of those pink shorts](http://templeofamyjo.blogspot.com/2010/10/power-rangers-movie-image-gallery.html?m=1).

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit.  
Oh, no. Don’t even try to dare and pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.

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> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#):
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> Who Framed Roger Rabbit.  
> Oh, no. Don’t even try to dare and pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.

Bob Hoskins is just dreamy!

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Dahlia Lavi by tricking Woody Allen into swallowing the H-Bomb pill, is responsible for blowing everyone up in the final scene, making her essentially the super villain.

She was the brunette with the bob, right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! :o

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/45 "2019-10-03T19:29:11Z")

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> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#):
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> Who Framed Roger Rabbit.  
> Oh, no. Don’t even try to dare and pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.

She was a good girl; they just drew her that way. :o

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/46 "2019-10-03T19:37:14Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Following up on **The Great Race** posts, I’d agree about any movie with great cheesecake.

I’m surprised :eek: nobody’s followed up with _ **Gypsy** _.

Natalie Wood as a **stripper** , doubleplus mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! :o :o :o

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**Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/47 "2019-10-03T19:38:32Z")

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I ain’t touchin’ this!

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> PS: Do NOT try to masturbate to Jonathan Miller’s **Alice in Wonderland.** Unless the idea of Leo McKern in drag is a turn-on. (He plays the Duchess)

Clearly, he was playing an iteration of She Who Must Be Obeyed. 😃

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I ain’t touchin’ this!

… So to speak. :rolleyes:

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> [@terentii](#):
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> She was the brunette with the bob, right? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! :o

oooooooo, yes! Sorry to say she passed away in May, 2017…the last time I looked her up, she was still with us. Born in Israel, made mostly European movies, but weirdly ended up living in Asheville, North Carolina.

> **[Daliah Lavi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daliah_Lavi)**
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> Daliah Lavi (born Daliah Lewinbuk or Levenbuch, Hebrew: דליה לביא \[ˌdalja laˈvi\]; 12 October 1942 – 3 May 2017) was an Israeli actress, singer, and model.
> Daliah Lewinbuk (or Levenbuch) was born in Haifa, British Mandate of Palestine (Israel). Her mother Ruth Klammer was born in Wroclaw Poland to Theodor Hermann Klammer and Gertrud Klammer and was of German-Jewish descent. Her father Reuben was born in Belarus to Yosef Lewinbuk and Michla Levine of Russian-Jewish descend. The family surname is...

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When I was in highschool I was privy to a group boys, talking about renting ‘Barbarella’ with Jane Fonda. I thought at the time; what a bunch of perves. I never saw it until I was an adult. I think on TCM. I say, I now understand why teen boys would like that movie.

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My choice was _An American Werewolf In London_ for Jenny Agutter. "You can watch telly while I take a shower.

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> [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser](#):
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> Who Framed Roger Rabbit.  
> Oh, no. Don’t even try to dare and pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.

Along those same lines, I’ll toss in “Evil Toons”. Yes, it did feature some porn actresses, mostly because thay had no qualms about nudity and were probably cheap to get.

> **[Evil Toons (1992) ⭐ 4.1 | Animation, Comedy, Fantasy](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099524/?ref_=nv_sr_2?ref_=nv_sr_2)**
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> 1h 30m | R

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Night Shift - Shelley Long cooking breakfast.

(Swoons)

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> [@panache45](#):
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> _Oh, definitely!_

Oh, this cracked me up. IIRC you & I come from opposite demographics in many ways, so the fact that you were the first to chime in agreeing with me was sort of touching.

(But seriously. That hair dryer scene. That lazy drawl and lazier smile, holding up the hair dryer and miming a gun.)

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/56 "2019-10-04T09:01:20Z")

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Funny thread.

Somebody already said Bring It On, so I will go with the other obvious 90’s movie that could easily fall into this category - American Pie.

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> Elizabeth Banks looked good hamming it up in curvy green armor.

I didn’t realize Elizabeth Banks was involved. Now I’m interested…

My wife was very hot under the collar for **Y Tu Mama Tambien**. I can’t even feel jealous about Gael Garcia Bernal, you have to know when you’re beaten.

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> [@EllisDee](#):
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> Bound

I like that movie!  
Uh … though perhaps not as much as you do. :dubious:

My tastes are so tame that I’m afraid to name a movie. One that comes to mind is [the opening scene of _Bye Bye Birdie!_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t3cBTb3xPc%5B/URL) Imagine the effect Ann-Margret might have on a 13-year old boy!

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I ain’t touchin’ this!

_Old Yeller_, huh?

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> **Buckaroo Banzai**

So that’s why the watermelon is there…

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