# What movies not intended as porn get masturbated to the most?

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**Created:** [October 3, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182 "2019-10-03T01:25:46Z")\
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> [@kayaker](#):
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> _Old Yeller_, huh?

Just 'bout spit my coffee out! 😃

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The original _About Last Night_, with Demi Moore

\*Columbiana \*with Zoe Saldana

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_ **No Way Out** _, with Sean Young’s topless scenes. :o

I’d just fast-forward past all of Kevin Costner’s. Waste of time.

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I will confess that, as a teenager, I legit burned a VHS groove into one scene from _The Name Of The Rose_. You know the one. Yeahyeahyeah, the monk did it, OKcool, can we get back to the nameless girl with the magnificent tatas kindasorta raping Christian Slater now ?

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Female point of view here.

The Song Remains the Same.

I was fifteen when I first saw it. I knew I felt funny, but wasn’t sure why. It is, of course, because Robert Plant is just walking sex in that movie, and it still works for me.

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> The original _About Last Night_, with Demi Moore

_ **Blame It on Rio** _ was hotter.

Lousy movie, but still hotter. :o

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_Paradise_, (1982) with Phoebe Cates

_Private School_, (1983) with Phoebe Cates _and_ Betsy Russell.

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_Love and Other Drugs_

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That movie Sophie Loren was in.

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A Clockwork Orange

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> That movie Sophie Loren was in.

[The Millionaires](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/italian-actress-sophia-loren-during-the-filming-of-the-millionairess-picture-id508529441)? (photo probably NSFW).

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The oddball Bond flick “Never Say Never Again” had a scene where Barbara Carrera strips just before she and Bond waste some time aboard a dive boat.

Not even R rated, as you’d expect, but some cuts of the scene show a bit more than you’d normally see in a Bond movie.

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> You say that as a joke, but Amy Jo Johnson [wore _the hell_ out of those pink shorts](http://templeofamyjo.blogspot.com/2010/10/power-rangers-movie-image-gallery.html?m=1).

For me it was more the crop tops and belly shirts, combined with her gymnast stuff, both showing off her physique. I had such a crush on AJJ in the day, and she’s still gorgeous.

As such, I guess I offer Suzie Q, particularly the scene where she tears off her dress. For young me, that was pretty hot.

I’m still struggling to think of something that seems hot to me today that hasn’t already been mentioned.

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> [@installLSC](#):
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> [The Millionaires](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/italian-actress-sophia-loren-during-the-filming-of-the-millionairess-picture-id508529441)? (photo probably NSFW).

ALL of them! Just because she was freakin’ Sophia Loren. :o

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> [@glee](#):
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> I’m sure I’m not alone in finding Salma Hayek’s scene in ‘From Dusk till Dawn’ extraordinarily erotic.

She also has a nice stripper scene in Dogma.  
Pretty much most Jessica Biel films. Although I just watch them for the subtle way she inhabits every character she plays, whether it’s a sexy rebellious teenage minor league baseball star’s girlfriend in a bikini, sexy Air Force pilot in a bikini, or Adam Sandler pretending to be gay’s lawyer striping down to her underwear.

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Recycled from an old discussion on another board about Vidal/Guccione’s _Caligula_, which I recently had occasion to reread. It was being debated what it would take for porn/erotica to cross the line into the mainstream, and someone opined that there’s no crossing the gulf between a movie you masturbate to and one you don’t. To which someone else claimed that’s not necessarily the most reliable rule of thumb.
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> So can anyone name some possible examples?

Bridget Jones Diary (the vacuuming-in-her-undies scene)

Little Miss Sunshine (sorry but I had to)

The Iron Lady (William F. Buckley would have gone through a can of Crisco on that one)

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Pretty much most Jessica Biel films. Although I just watch them for the subtle way she inhabits every character she plays, whether it’s a sexy rebellious teenage minor league baseball star’s girlfriend in a bikini, sexy Air Force pilot in a bikini, or Adam Sandler pretending to be gay’s lawyer striping down to her underwear.

Is there a difference between Jennifer Beal and Jessica Biel? Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> My choice was _An American Werewolf In London_ for Jenny Agutter. "You can watch telly while I take a shower.

I’m going to second Jenny Agutter here, but for _Logan’s Run_.

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> I will confess that, as a teenager, I legit burned a VHS groove into one scene from _The Name Of The Rose_. You know the one. Yeahyeahyeah, the monk did it, OKcool, can we get back to the nameless girl with the magnificent tatas kindasorta raping Christian Slater now ?

Well, since you already said the movie I came in to post, the most recent movie I’ve watched with a scene I really er like to watch is Monsters Ball

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Anyone seen _Embrace of the Vampire_?

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