# What movies not intended as porn get masturbated to the most?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 3, 2019, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182 "2019-10-03T01:25:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/81 "2019-10-04T21:49:52Z")

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^^I’ve seen it Darren, mostly a snoozer to me…mostly, Allyssa Milano never really did it for me though.

(Judith Light when I was a kid though…)

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A lot of you are really scaring me.

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> [@SingleMalt](#):
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> I’m going to second Jenny Agutter here, but for _Logan’s Run_.

That outfit she was wearing through the majority of the film was quite slinky. And of course the “Love Shop” scene.

[https://youtu.be/q\_2iic4YkwQ](https://youtu.be/q_2iic4YkwQ)

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/84 "2019-10-04T23:30:31Z")

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> [@Spud](#):
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> A lot of you are really scaring me.

I’m 59. We had to take our masturbatory material where we could find it, not like kids today with their instant access to Tube sites. (grumble)

My best discovery was a copy of the previous year’s _Sweet’s Files_ that I got from an architecture firm. This was an encyclopedia size set of catalogs for building materials. Doesn’t sound like it would yield much, but the “Sauna” section featured some of the most remarkable photography of beautiful naked women lying on redwood planks, drenched in sweat with blissful expressions on their faces.

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**Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/85 "2019-10-04T23:44:11Z")

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> [@Dale\_Sams](#):
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> Without reading the rest of the thread I’ll chip in Excalibur.

I’ll see your \*\*\*Excalibur \*\*\*and raise you _ **Flesh and Blood** _.

Full-frontal Jennifer Jason Leigh, yeah! 🆒

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/86 "2019-10-05T00:08:05Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> That outfit she was wearing through the majority of the film was quite slinky.

Like Marilyn Monroe’s in _ **Some Like It Hot** _? 🆒

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While we’re on medieval-ish movies, there is _Hearts and Armour_, with Tanya Roberts and Barbara de Rossi.

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/88 "2019-10-05T00:10:27Z")

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All these Jenny Agutter fans, and nobody mentioned _Walkabout_?

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/89 "2019-10-05T02:06:19Z")

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> [@Spud](#):
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> A lot of you are really scaring me.

Hang on, I’ll see if I can find you some pix of Leo McKern in ladies’ clothing.

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/90 "2019-10-05T02:32:27Z")

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The Blob  
The Thing  
The Fly  
Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/91 "2019-10-05T02:45:21Z")

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> [@MortSahlFan](#):
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> A Clockwork Orange

Oh, yes.

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> [@Greathouse](#):
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> Showgirls

_ **Striptease** _.

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/93 "2019-10-05T03:19:34Z")

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> [@Spud](#):
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> A lot of you are really scaring me.

> [@Trancephalic](#):
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> The Blob  
> The Thing  
> The Fly  
> Tetsuo: The Iron Man

One of you is anyway :eek:

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> [@glee](#):
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> I’m sure I’m not alone in finding Salma Hayek’s scene in ‘From Dusk till Dawn’ extraordinarily erotic.

I’ll see that and raise you the dance from **[Six Days and Seven Nights](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOZrU8noHy0)**

(couldnt find full , but that preview gives you a pretty good idea)

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> That movie Sophie Loren was in.

\*ANY \*movie that Sophia Loren was in. Or Brigitte Bardot, before she aged badly. For white a while she has had a face that looked that looks likes an old leather couch.

Pity.

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The Night Porter.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll5zgLCRS1g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll5zgLCRS1g)

I probably could use a good therapist.

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/97 "2019-10-05T14:09:26Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> \*Columbiana \*with Zoe Saldana

Any movie with Zoe Saldana pretty much gets an automatic half-point (pardon the expression) bump in my book.

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I remember one guy writing (to _Playboy_? I don’t recall) about how he was turned off by most porn, and what really did it for him were nude scenes like the opening scenes of the original **Carrie**.

Edie McClurg was in that scene. She talked about it in a radio interview. She noticed they were filming her part in slo-mo. So, she shook her hair as the camera passed, and she really stood out.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2019, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-not-intended-as-porn-get-masturbated-to-the-most/841182/99 "2019-10-07T02:43:15Z")

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> [@Rough\_Draft](#):
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> _Private School_, (1983) with Phoebe Cates _and_ Betsy Russell.

OMG the ending.

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> OMG the ending.

Yours? 😃

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