# What movies would have their plot IMPROVED by being made as a porn flick? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 15, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622 "2006-07-15T16:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622/41 "2006-07-18T17:02:32Z")
> [@Skald the Rhymer](#): > > You want to see Paulie Shore naked? 😕😕😕😕😕 No, but the movies themselves could only be improved by hot women and sex. ---
**Author:** ![Alistair\_McCello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Alistair\_McCello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alistair_McCello)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622/42 "2006-07-18T17:57:24Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > Barry Lyndon, on the other hand, desperately needed more **bobbies**. While I fully support the inclusion of more British police officers in the cinema I am not sure that I want pornographic performances by police to pervade this particular period piece. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622/43 "2006-07-19T05:44:14Z")
> [@Skald the Rhymer](#): > > You want to see Paulie Shore naked? 😕😕😕😕😕 “I’m here for the gangbang, Baaaaaybee.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622/44 "2006-07-19T06:34:39Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > Black obelisks and bomb-straddling are the least of the barely-subtextual implications in those films. _Discovery_ was a transparently intended to look like a spermatozoid. Of course, since there was a birth and a baby at the end. Porn? No. More like a high school sex ed film that shows lots of sperm and eggs and no pootang. 🙂 > [@](#): > > As for _Dr. Strangelove_, from the salacious opening mid-air refueling scene to the cigar-punctuated discussion on the need to preserve our precious bodily fluids (“I don’t avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence,”), the film is one extended sex joke. A little bit of additional hardcore pornography wouldn’t be entirely out of place, though it would eliminated the suggestiveness of it, thus diminishing the humor. > > Stranger This is more like it - also remember General Turgidson (!) and Miss Foreign Affairs are post-coital when we first see them. Premier Kisov was also with a woman (and drunk) when called on the hotline. “He’s a man of the people - but also a man” IIRC. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622/45 "2006-07-19T17:32:39Z")
To move on to TV, every last frickin’ episode of Charlie’s Angels, Batwatch, The Girl from UNCLE, Honey West … oh, a looong list there. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622/46 "2006-07-19T22:22:37Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > To move on to TV, every last frickin’ episode of Charlie’s Angels, Batwatch, The Girl from UNCLE, Honey West … oh, a looong list there. And a great many Monty Python episodes! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-movies-would-have-their-plot-improved-by-being-made-as-a-porn-flick/364622.md?page=2)