# What never (or almost never) disappoints? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2014, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412 "2014-07-30T10:58:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/1 "2014-07-30T10:58:43Z")
My omelettes The Daily Show My Jeep Jack White’s music The Onion The NY Times Sunday crossword Trivia night at the pub mmm ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/2 "2014-07-30T11:04:41Z")
Blowjobs ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/3 "2014-07-30T12:20:26Z")
The SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/4 "2014-07-30T12:30:17Z")
The humble potato. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/5 "2014-07-30T12:36:37Z")
Pizza. ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/6 "2014-07-30T12:40:03Z")
My Dog A freshly opened bottle of seltzer McCann’s oatmeal a shower after doing lots of yard work Stop and Shop Cappuccino muffins Lean Cuisine Lemon Grass Chicken ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/7 "2014-07-30T12:46:55Z")
Bacon sandwich ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/8 "2014-07-30T13:02:14Z")
Nutella ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/9 "2014-07-30T13:35:03Z")
First cup of coffee. Second cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/10 "2014-07-30T13:40:42Z")
Preparation H. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/11 "2014-07-30T13:59:21Z")
A bowl of chili Real Time with Bill Maher Long weekends ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/12 "2014-07-30T14:00:47Z")
Lemon Italian Ice Ice Cream ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/13 "2014-07-30T14:14:16Z")
> [@RobDog](#): > > Bacon sandwich I came to post “a BLT”, but you beat me to it, sort of. ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/14 "2014-07-30T14:58:49Z")
Dogs (I’ve never interacted with a dog I didn’t like) Swimming Dad’s omelets, Mom’s spaghetti sauce Pistachios and Cashews High School Reunions Women who get naked with me ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/15 "2014-07-30T15:05:50Z")
4" diameter Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies. Unexpected walnuts a bonus. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/16 "2014-07-30T15:31:37Z")
Pixar. But _Cars 2_ was pushing it. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/17 "2014-07-30T15:42:19Z")
Salted caramel and pretzel milkshakes from Steak 'N Shake That video with the cat in a shark suit riding around on a Roomba Vibrators ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/18 "2014-07-30T15:48:06Z")
Ice cream! Fresh homemade mango juice! (My current fixation!) My homemade BBQ ribs! Never had a complaint, and hard as I try, I never manage to make enough for leftovers! ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/19 "2014-07-30T17:34:27Z")
Seeing my wife when I come home after work. A cold beer after working in the yard all day. Hanging out with a couple (specific) friends. Falling asleep where I can hear the ocean. Waking up on the receiving end of a blowjob. A weekend filled with all of the above… priceless. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-never-or-almost-never-disappoints/694412/20 "2014-07-30T17:35:22Z")
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