# What, no American Idol thread yet?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 7, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435 "2006-03-07T22:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/141 "2006-03-09T01:13:13Z")

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I think this is a poor song choice for Chris. He’s starting to sound repetitive and this is not a particularly exciting song.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/142 "2006-03-09T01:13:40Z")

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Chris kind of sucked.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/143 "2006-03-09T01:13:55Z")

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Chris is sounding a little goat-y to me. But he’s so pretty. And I like that song.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/144 "2006-03-09T01:16:37Z")

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I think Kevin got confused and thought this was a high school talent show.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/145 "2006-03-09T01:16:40Z")

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I think it’s the end of the journey for Kevin. Buh-bye.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/146 "2006-03-09T01:16:53Z")

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[another **Borborygmi** driveby]

**Eleusis** (and everyone for indulging my earlier question about the Tuesday show), thanks so much! I was hoping the whole thing was a little, I dunno, _juicier_, but I’m glad to get confirmation about the inadvertant voiceover and I find it amusing that it was Simon. Thanks again for making the effort to go back to your recording.

[/another **Borborygmi** driveby]  
Back to real time… Good Lord, how many times is _Vincent_ going to be sung on IA?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/147 "2006-03-09T01:16:58Z")

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Did he just say that Kanye West is his guide on stage and then sing Starry, Starry Night?  
He’s sounding better than I’ve ever heard him. But he still sucks.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/148 "2006-03-09T01:17:20Z")

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This is horrendous. Even Clay couldn’t make this song work and Kevin is missing notes all over the place. I think the journey is over for Chicken Little.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/149 "2006-03-09T01:20:23Z")

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Can we vote Ryan off?

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**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/150 "2006-03-09T01:23:27Z")

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Somewhere, [Jacob](http://televisionwithoutpity.com/staff.cgi?show=89)’s head just exploded.

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/151 "2006-03-09T01:24:06Z")

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I missed Gedeon, but I heard him from the other room. He sounded good, but when I watch him he kind of _scares_ me a wee bit. Is it just me, or does he have about _forty thousand teeth_, like Giada “Little Big Head” DeLaurentis?

Chris was _not_ very good tonight, and I usually like him very much. And that shirt? It looked like the _exact same shirt_ Bucky wore last week, only without the sparkles. You’re more handsome – have better fashion sense! And would it kill the man to put on some leather pants? Throw us a bone, here!

Oh, _sweet young Kevin_. You weigh about as much as my cat, I think – and not the big one, either. The little one, with the J-Lo butt. But you really _are_ adorable, and that song could have been _waaaay_ worse. If you get a box of cookies in the mail? They’re from me.

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/152 "2006-03-09T01:27:20Z")

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Bucky: _yawn_

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/153 "2006-03-09T01:27:44Z")

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That’s the best Buck has sounded- the best job he’s done controlling his growl.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/154 "2006-03-09T01:28:02Z")

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I really like Bucky’s personality. I just do not like country.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/155 "2006-03-09T01:28:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Ensign Edison]  
Somewhere, [Jacob](http://televisionwithoutpity.com/staff.cgi?show=89)’s head just exploded.  
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Heh. That was the first thing I thought of.

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**Author:** ![Walter\_Windchill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/156 "2006-03-09T01:32:38Z")

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Can somebody explain the Jacob joke to dumb old Walter?

Kevin is really a lot like Kanye West. I see it now how Kanye has influenced his singing. Kanye west and KRS-1.

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**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/157 "2006-03-09T01:34:10Z")

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The guys are pretty blah tonight.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/158 "2006-03-09T01:34:56Z")

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Good job for Mackar. Better than I would have expected for that song.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/159 "2006-03-09T01:35:38Z")

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That was pretty bad.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-american-idol-thread-yet/347435/160 "2006-03-09T01:35:43Z")

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Did he talk that song? He looked a little distracted. But I think he’s adorable.  
Pauler is retarded.

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