# What??? No MMP??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [December 23, 2013, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007 "2013-12-23T11:10:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/121 "2013-12-26T22:20:34Z")
I thought **Bobbio** ’s new name was **Vunderboob**? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/122 "2013-12-26T22:59:39Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > I thought **Bobbio** ’s new name was **Vunderboob**? 😕 That was some dumb ass typo. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/123 "2013-12-26T23:23:38Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > I thought **Bobbio** ’s new name was **Vunderboob**? 😕 **Robbio** is **RobDog** , **Bobbio** is **Vunderbob** (or **Vunderboob** , depending on who’s asking) ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/124 "2013-12-26T23:57:06Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **Robbio** is **RobDog** , **Bobbio** is **Vunderbob** (or **Vunderboob** , depending on who’s asking) How about **Boobio**?😃 **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/125 "2013-12-27T00:03:54Z")
OYKW got back and dindin has been et. Kitchen is also cleaned up. Poor thing was so tahrd when he got in. He is now havin’ himself a whirlpool bath. I may have one myself. No, we cannot take one together. The tub is not big enough. Buncha preverts to even think that! Anywho, tomorrow neither of us has to irk. So we shall just be together. I like that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/126 "2013-12-27T01:05:13Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > How about **Boobio**?😃 > > **Jim** it’s always _my_ fault. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/127 "2013-12-27T01:56:25Z")
Cleaned my room up a bit today. Chilling out to [Moxy Fruvous](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGWdlaLhjD4) now. Haha 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/128 "2013-12-27T02:19:01Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > That was some dumb ass typo. :rolleyes: A dumb ass typo is exactly how we ended up with Firday. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/129 "2013-12-27T02:37:52Z")
Holy crapola. My fingers are dry and the sking is cracking and aching! This never used to happen to me! Grr. Must be getting old. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/130 "2013-12-27T02:54:08Z")
Work wasn’t too bad. Steady busy, but not crazy busy. > [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > How about **Boobio**?😃 > > **Jim** I forget who that is. I must have a mammary problem.:dubious:😛 > [@EmilyG](#): > > Holy crapola. My fingers are dry and the sking is cracking and aching! This never used to happen to me! Grr. Must be getting old. :dubious: What am I, a fossil? GIT OFFA MY LAWN! Good luck with the drive, **MMooooommmm!** Hope the bills get sorted, **Sari**. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/131 "2013-12-27T02:57:30Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > A dumb ass typo is exactly how we ended up with Firday. 😃 No, Firday was from one of **HazelNutCoffee** ’s Obgitalory Druknne Pstos ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/132 "2013-12-27T05:33:30Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > That was some dumb ass typo. :rolleyes: If your boobs are near your ass, you have a problem. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/133 "2013-12-27T05:41:10Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > If your boobs are near your ass, you have a problem. or a new career as a contortionist.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/134 "2013-12-27T13:31:02Z")
Hey, gravity just does weird things to women as we get older, okay? ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/135 "2013-12-27T13:45:10Z")
I had better be able to get the week between Christmas and New Year’s off next year. I’m baby-sitting nothing - the rest of the bank is off, so there’s nothing to do. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/136 "2013-12-27T13:45:43Z")
Happy Firday! It’s a sunny frigid 25 degrees here in the armpit, with a projected high of 46. I have to go let hellpup out this afternoon and sit with piddlepup tonight. Today is the last pay for this year so I’m going to start my taxes today. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/137 "2013-12-27T15:00:48Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! We’re up, caffienated, brekkied and been bzzzy this mornin’. We took OYKW’s vehicle in for its oil change and tire rotation then went to brekkie. We got back to da cave and he went to his place to unload stuff and sort out laundry. I’m being Scrooge and undecoratin’ even though it’s just started to be the season of Christmas. I want it all gone. Ok, back to makin’ Crimmus go away. Then I shall go to OYKW’s place so’s we can go to N.O.L. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/138 "2013-12-27T15:44:37Z")
Well, ok then, I’ll just talk to myself. 😛 Wow, puttin’ all the Crimmus stuff away took a lot less time than I thought. I had the idea that maybe cave sanitation would commence, but I’m not seein’ that right now. OYKW called and mentioned tryin’ out the new cafe that opened up about a mile away from da cave for N.O.L., so instead of me goin’ into town he’s comin’ back out here so’s we can do that. This means I get to mess around until he shows up. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/139 "2013-12-27T16:14:22Z")
blah blah blah blah blah blah blurf blah blah blah blah blah blah ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007/140 "2013-12-27T16:15:11Z")
Happy Firday all Mawnin all, I am up and caffinating. I have my last show of the year today, Public Enemy. I got nothing else. **Jim** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-mmp/677007.md?page=8)