# What? No sequential thread on the front page? Preposterous!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529 "2005-10-10T08:07:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/21 "2005-10-12T14:08:04Z")
**Male Sexual Rite of Passage What is the best way to decontaminate a keyboard?** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/22 "2005-10-12T15:29:03Z")
**Sometimes Things Happen That Make You Really Think. Sex with sheep is fun.** Can’t say I’ve _ever_ had “things” happen that made me think _that_. Sorry, Hal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/23 "2005-10-12T15:38:53Z")
> [@csharpmajor](#): > > **Male Sexual Rite of Passage > What is the best way to decontaminate a keyboard?** > > 😃 Talking of decontaminating keyboards… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/24 "2005-10-12T15:44:48Z")
**A question about relationships Sex with Sheep is Fun** ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/25 "2005-10-12T16:29:05Z")
\*\*Does anyone else get a kind of a frightened feeling while gazing up at the night sky? Boo!\*\* Now, now. That wasn’t very nice. ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/26 "2005-10-12T17:38:06Z")
In IMHO: **The Mile High Club – what’s the thrill? I wish I knew…** ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/27 "2005-10-13T11:37:19Z")
**I have a new addiction. One possibly greater than this place. Hey! Goat felching isn’t first anymore!** ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/28 "2005-10-13T12:10:34Z")
“Bad Dog Jokes” and “Bosda Has an Ugly Experience with a Dog” in MPSIMS. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/29 "2005-10-13T13:23:42Z")
**Hey! Goat felching isn’t first anymore! Bad Dog Jokes** … are first now? I don’t _even_ want to know what the competition here is. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/30 "2005-10-13T14:38:54Z")
\*\*Jim Anchauer’s Got… A question about relationships.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/31 "2005-10-13T14:49:22Z")
\*\* I had two dates last night… Hey! Goat felching isn’t first anymore! \*\* That has TMI written all over it ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/32 "2005-10-13T18:23:13Z")
MPSIMS **Jim Anchauer’s got … Body parts that you’re missing** Hey, give 'em back, Jim! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/33 "2005-10-13T18:38:54Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* I had two dates last night… > Hey! Goat felching isn’t first anymore! \*\* > > That has TMI written all over it Even better: **I had two dates last night** and **Today is National Coming Out Day, and I feel enormously homosexual** E. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/34 "2005-10-13T21:54:45Z")
Stupid embarassing ways you muck up your clothes at work It wasnt me that stunk up the bathroom! ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/35 "2005-10-13T22:13:11Z")
**What will your last words be? Sex with sheep is fun.** ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/36 "2005-10-13T22:42:55Z")
**What Will Your Last Words Be?** **It Wasn’t me who Stunk up the Bathroom** ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/37 "2005-10-13T22:47:20Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Are raw oysters alive when you eat them? > Mmm mm MMMM mm mm! First intelligent question I’ve heard on this board! If they are, do they feel the pain? Ummmm… ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/38 "2005-10-14T01:05:11Z")
\*\*Why was Kate Jackson the ‘‘smart Angel?’’ What other mammals give us commercial cheese?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/39 "2005-10-14T10:59:06Z")
**What’s that crap on top of major league batting helmets? Female snipers** Yanno, I’m amazed that the rules allow it… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/40 "2005-10-14T12:41:57Z")
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