# What? No sequential thread on the front page? Preposterous!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529 "2005-10-10T08:07:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/41 "2005-10-14T15:24:42Z")
\*\*Ow ow freakin’ OW! What will your last words be? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/42 "2005-10-14T16:24:41Z")
\*\*I don’t believe this prank… Just dropped a window air conditioner out of a 2nd story window… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/43 "2005-10-14T16:39:22Z")
MPSIMS **Take that, Mac owners!!! Ow ow freakin’ OW!**\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/44 "2005-10-14T20:36:20Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Stupid embarassing ways you muck up your clothes at work Apparently its harder to find a 3xl star trek uniform than I thought \*\* Someone get tribble guts on their uniform? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/45 "2005-10-14T22:13:22Z")
What will your last words be? I saw a schnoodle. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/46 "2005-10-15T01:26:46Z")
The rare triple play: Two days to earn $100… What are you doing this weekend? Would you visit a nude disco? ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/47 "2005-10-15T06:42:16Z")
**What would you be having for dinner if money was no object?** **Would you sell a kidney so someone could eat it?** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/48 "2005-10-15T17:45:56Z")
\*\*Mary’s produced the heir! I want back in the womb, dammit \*\* …and he’s none too pleased! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/49 "2005-10-15T20:06:49Z")
Would you sell a kidney so someone could eat it? That was the best $XXX I ever spent!! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/50 "2005-10-15T20:10:54Z")
What are the traits of a girlyman? Wall Warts and Power Strips ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/51 "2005-10-16T02:40:50Z")
GQ: **Animals – Growing Larger? How can you tell if a cat’s too fat? standard door size** MPSIMS: **Well, the French aren’t all bad! 🙂 Hurrah for frogs!** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/52 "2005-10-16T23:11:23Z")
\*\*Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies! What are the traits of a girlyman? \*\* Admittedly, it would work better in the reverse order. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/53 "2005-10-16T23:31:33Z")
IMHO: **Women who have big feet – do you wear men’s shoes? Ask the Highly Sensitive Person** ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/54 "2005-10-17T01:38:45Z")
CS: Man, I love Disney movies Mickey Mouse’s multiple suicide attempts ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/55 "2005-10-17T16:19:21Z")
> [@Wile E](#): > > \*\*Boobies! Boobies boobies boobies! > > What are the traits of a girlyman? \*\* > > Admittedly, it would work better in the reverse order. Think of it as a Jeopardy-type question, and it works just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/56 "2005-10-17T23:39:44Z")
Is this normal for a 16-year-old? My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts. That’s what you get for marrying young! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/57 "2005-10-19T05:40:18Z")
MPSIMS: **What would be the ultimate place to have sex? Mel Gibson’s New House** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/58 "2005-10-19T08:31:38Z")
Another triple… \*\*In which I muse about over-achievers… In which I brag on Ivylad for building a computer from scratch Is this normal for a 16-year-old? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/59 "2005-10-19T22:37:29Z")
WHAT would be the world’s worst super power? (As in super heroes) Going to clubs/parties alone BEHOLD! I am STAGMAN! ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/60 "2005-10-19T22:46:57Z")
\*\*What will your last words be? Today’s me birfday! Can I have a hug? \*\* Not if you’re dying of influenza. Old age, okay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529.md?page=4)