# What? No sequential thread on the front page? Preposterous!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529 "2005-10-10T08:07:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/61 "2005-10-19T22:51:24Z")
**What will your last words be?** **Today’s me birfday! Can I have a hug?** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/62 "2005-10-20T09:38:21Z")
\*\*What will your last words be? Thank Goodness, good triumphs! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/63 "2005-10-20T09:49:23Z")
**So… what did I miss while I was away?** **First time walking in high heels. It was so easy** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/64 "2005-10-20T15:48:24Z")
\*\*Has anyone ever discovered a body? Should his balls look like that? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/65 "2005-10-21T08:53:56Z")
\*\*Europeans: If you don’t date, what do you do? Grandpa, what does “wind up a watch” mean? \*\* Heh. Well, little feller, sometimes you just can’t get a date, but you have to, sort of, deal with the _pressure_, you follow me? So you need too… ah, I think you ought to be askin’ your parents. An _automatic_ watch can be wound by shaking the wrist vigorously up and down for a while, so it’s kind of a euphemism, are you with me? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/66 "2005-10-21T12:33:12Z")
In Cafe Society: \*\*Smallville 10/19 I saw somebody that looks EXACTLY like a cartoon character \*\* The guy who played Arthur Curry did look remarkably like Aquaman ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/67 "2005-10-21T20:51:40Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\*What will your last words be? Dumb thoughts you can never, ever share \*\* until you are on your deathbed that is. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/68 "2005-10-22T00:55:55Z")
**What Will Your Last Words Be ?** and **So… What Did I Miss While I Was Away?** We believe in reincarnation , do we ? ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/69 "2005-10-22T01:27:14Z")
**Ejaculations, what? That was a Freaky Coincidence! Should his balls look like that?** Obviously someone is doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/70 "2005-10-22T02:00:14Z")
Go to first new post What do you say to “I love you”? UnF\*\*kingbelievable ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/71 "2005-10-22T02:01:17Z")
What do you say to “I love you”? UnF\*\*kingbelievable ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/72 "2005-10-22T09:04:57Z")
Gagging problem - Help! (TMI?) Ejaculations, what? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/73 "2005-10-22T13:45:29Z")
\*\*Why am I awake? Transparent Aluminum, baby! \*\* Next time, use the shiny stuff on your windows. Keeps the light out hetter. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/74 "2005-10-24T15:44:23Z")
\*\*“I burning your dog”? My dog is hurt \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/75 "2005-10-25T04:09:11Z")
**Staying up all night. Why am I awake?** 'nough said. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/76 "2005-10-25T11:15:42Z")
\*\*I hate chocolate I hate it!!! \*\* Okay… so just to confirm: how do you feel about chocolate? ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/77 "2005-10-25T11:26:09Z")
It’s 7am EDT on the SDMB, time for the food critics reports. **I was just given a fifteen-year-old bottle of white zinfandel. I hate chocolate I hate it!!! I crave meat, and it confuses me** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/78 "2005-10-25T12:38:01Z")
\*\*I hate chocolate I hate it!!! The curious way kids today have of dealing with race \*\* Would that be dark or white chocolate? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529/79 "2005-10-25T13:09:24Z")
\*\*Mouse trapped in the closet… Is this a good computer deal? \*\* NO! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-no-sequential-thread-on-the-front-page-preposterous/325529.md?page=3)