# What non-religious book would you place in hotels ? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 8, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168 "2011-05-08T17:18:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/61 "2011-10-25T14:50:35Z")
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook or the Things You Never Knew Existed catalog. ---
**Author:** ![Tapiotar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3be4f8/32.png) [@Tapiotar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapiotar)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/62 "2011-10-26T02:14:37Z")
Our Bodies, Our Selves Books of condoms (they do come in books, don’t they, like stamps?) ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/63 "2011-10-26T03:22:40Z")
[A Brief History of Time.](http://www.amazon.com/Brief-History-Time-ebook/dp/B004WY3D0O/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&qid=1319598907&sr=8-1) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/64 "2011-10-26T04:26:44Z")
Can I choose a different version of the [Bible](http://www.amazon.com/LOLcat-Bible-beginnin-Ceiling-stuffs/dp/1569757348/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1319603155&sr=8-1)? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/65 "2011-10-26T05:25:33Z")
[Go The Fuck to Sleep](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81588689/) ---
**Author:** ![Grestarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grestarian/32/3227_2.png) [@Grestarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grestarian)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/66 "2011-10-27T23:48:10Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > People already do chemistry, physics, biology, anatomy and French class in motel rooms 😃 …which is precisely why responses #44 and #48 are so appropriate. Spice-up the spicing-up… Or, for those with less exotic appetites, the Westernized _Joy Of \_\_\_\_ Sex_ variants. –G! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/67 "2011-10-28T00:27:09Z")
Penthouse. Just to balance out the Bibles. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168/68 "2011-10-28T03:54:40Z")
> [@jem\_1](#): > > Living in a state that has several cities with epidemic levels of bed bug infestations has made me very paranoid about staying in hotels. :eek: Therefore: > > The Bed Bug Book: The Complete Guide to Prevention and Extermination > by Ralph H. Maestre Now that’s a book you really don’t want to buy used. I used to think books of erotica or Bathroom Readers were the worst possible books to accidentally pick up at used book sale, but that’s got them beat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-non-religious-book-would-you-place-in-hotels/581168.md?page=3)