# What not to do at the beach

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-at-the-beach/618753>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-at-the-beach/618753 "2012-04-14T11:39:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-at-the-beach/618753/21 "2012-04-16T13:07:37Z")

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I wanna go there. Not to hang on the fence, just to catch the running thong ladies.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-at-the-beach/618753/22 "2012-04-16T13:41:18Z")

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Am I the only one who keeps reading the thread title and thinking “Sex. Never have sex on a beach. Ow!”

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