# What NOT to do while watching "Passion" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 27, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-while-watching-passion/231501 "2004-02-27T18:40:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-while-watching-passion/231501/121 "2004-03-09T22:54:00Z")
When Jesus is flogged, don’t start singing, “Sometimes I feel like I’ve been tied to the whippin’ post.” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-while-watching-passion/231501/122 "2004-03-10T02:09:52Z")
Do not quote _The Princess Bride_ “He’s only mostly dead!” “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles” (That would be classic when he’s carrying the cross) I can’t believe I’m the first to think of this. ---
**Author:** ![schplebordnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@schplebordnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schplebordnik)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-while-watching-passion/231501/123 "2004-03-10T03:30:06Z")
Some theatre, somewhere, needs to do a midnite movie “Passion of the Christ” where all of this and more is done, a la “Rocky Horror.” Because I want to see the Mel Gibson interview and the O’Reilly Factor show when they discuss that… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-while-watching-passion/231501/124 "2004-03-16T06:26:52Z")
[Don’t do this.](http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040310.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-not-to-do-while-watching-passion/231501.md?page=6)