# What Olympian are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 3, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284 "2012-08-03T12:48:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/21 "2012-08-03T20:11:16Z")

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Khetag Pliev from Canada in the men’s Free Style

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**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/22 "2012-08-04T01:10:59Z")

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A Romanian water polo player and a Croatian who plays team handball. Both male.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/23 "2012-08-04T02:28:01Z")

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I am Jane Mayes, a woman’s handball player competing for Great Britain.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/24 "2012-08-04T03:07:40Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> I am a Ukrainian weightlifter.

Same here. (We’re pretty damn close to exactly the same size, even - he’s 6cm taller, and 6kg lighter, but that’s margin of error stuff.)

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/25 "2012-08-05T22:30:09Z")

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I have the body of swimmer Cameron McEvoy of Australia. He competes in the Freestyle relay.

I probably would’ve guessed swimmer, to be honest. Although, if I lose a kg, I’m either a female handball player from GB or a female Javelin thrower from Canada.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/26 "2012-08-05T22:46:50Z")

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> [@Disheavel](#):
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> Clicking around it is interesting to see how the shotputters, discus throwers and hammer throwers go from heaviest to lighter(lightest seems like a misnomer) but their heights don’t change as much.

Having just watched SUPERMAN with my daughter, I find it mildly unsettling that our hero’s physical stats – _“six foot four, two hundred twenty-five pounds”_ – are an exact match for a Greek water-polo player.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/27 "2012-08-05T23:41:47Z")

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I’m an Uzbekki-bickky-bickky-stan-stan weightlifter. At least he’s a dude!

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/28 "2012-08-05T23:48:17Z")

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Looks like I’d be Steve Grotowski & play beach volleyball.

Bunch of BS…

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/29 "2012-08-07T13:35:05Z")

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Jonathan Horton, male gymnast. I’ll trade some of my derriere for his muscles.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/30 "2012-08-07T20:23:26Z")

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Brett Morse-Great Britain,Men’s Discus Throw

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**Author:** ![Michael63129](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@Michael63129](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael63129)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-olympian-are-you/630284/31 "2012-08-08T03:51:58Z")

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I am most like (within an inch and a few pounds lighter) two male weightlifters from North Korea and Indonesia and a female shooter from Hong Kong. The former aren’t too far off either (besides the gender), since while I am not a professional weightlifter (i.e. all ripped), I do lift weights for the exercise and muscles. And no, I’ve never used a gun in my life.

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