# What one question would you ask God? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 13, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762 "2010-01-13T05:18:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/21 "2010-01-13T13:33:13Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Can you prove that you exist? What would count as proof for you? He’s standing right in front of you. [QUOTE=Sunspace] Do you exist? 😃 [/QUOTE] Same deal. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/22 "2010-01-13T13:46:21Z")
When am I going to start my period? My friends have already started theirs, but I haven’t. ---
**Author:** ![Hallucinex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba9def/32.png) [@Hallucinex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hallucinex)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/23 "2010-01-13T13:47:06Z")
So I only get one question, right? Ok…wait…shit! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/24 "2010-01-13T14:10:46Z")
“Boxers or briefs?” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/25 "2010-01-13T14:16:52Z")
14 K of G in a F P D? ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/26 "2010-01-13T14:31:38Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > “Dude…what the fuck?” “What the _hell_ do you think you are doing?”. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/27 "2010-01-13T15:22:56Z")
Why do you keep pelting trailer parks with tornadoes? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/28 "2010-01-13T15:31:59Z")
Where the hell is my flying car? ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/29 "2010-01-13T15:52:38Z")
Can you make 2 plus 2 equal 5? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/30 "2010-01-13T16:03:33Z")
Do you respect atheists? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/31 "2010-01-13T17:27:24Z")
So what _do_ you need with a starship? ---
**Author:** ![Silverstreak\_Wonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Silverstreak\_Wonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silverstreak_Wonder)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/32 "2010-01-13T18:29:03Z")
Why you love good things, want perfection, yet you made evil successful because it is so much easier to do and helped set it up even, with the tree in the garden. Let them do sin without your help. In other words look how much easier it is to vandalize a window than to create a new glass, to rob someone instead of working at a job all week, to burn down a house as opposed to building one. It ought be the other way around. You set fire to a house, only the board lit burns, you must light every single piece yourself. If something chose to do evil, with their free will, do not reward that being by giving him a whole planet of innocent people to then feed on, then say you just can’t stand evil. You are the one setting it up and helping it along the whole time. Why? Why do you not manage what you create and correct errors, like a father would? And I do plan to ask just that, too. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/33 "2010-01-13T18:30:41Z")
Why so stingy with the miracles? ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/34 "2010-01-13T18:33:41Z")
“Besides ‘angry’ and ‘hungry’, what’s the third English word that ends in -gry?” (then prepare to be hit by lightning bolt). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/35 "2010-01-13T18:45:12Z")
Dude, what’s up with male pattern baldness? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/36 "2010-01-13T18:52:52Z")
“Sir, the clerk of the court has read out the list of war crimes and crimes against humanity that you have been charged with. Please understand that you stand accused of multiple instances of genocide. At this time, you may enter a plea of guilty or not guilty to any or all of these charges. How do you plead?” Really the only question I’d care to ask God. I don’t generally converse with genocidal maniacs. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/37 "2010-01-13T18:54:20Z")
How do I become you? ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/38 "2010-01-13T19:37:59Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > My first thought was “How (with detailed instructions) can I travel through time?”. But if it’s after death…hmm. I’ve got it! How can I apply for a job as an angel/spirit/God’s underling? ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/39 "2010-01-13T19:49:58Z")
Why can’t you handle money better? Always demanding more and more. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-question-would-you-ask-god/524762/40 "2010-01-13T20:41:48Z")
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