# What one thing do you have that's better than everyone else's?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 9, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811 "2008-09-09T18:16:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/41 "2008-09-10T04:10:42Z")

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> Hell. And the other one is a cute little tortie, but seems to be a little stupid and suffers from near-debilitating shyness. I do love them, though!

Not to derail the conversation, but I wonder if that’s a tortie thing? I love mine dearly, but she’s dumb as a box of hair, and she also suffers from debilitating shyness.

Anyway, my answer is my best friend. We don’t always see eye to eye, and I’d be lying if I said that sometimes she doesn’t make me crazy, but besides my husband, she is somebody I can count on without hesitation or reservation.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/42 "2008-09-10T04:13:51Z")

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My message board. That is, this one.

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**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/43 "2008-09-10T05:57:50Z")

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The knowledge to stay away from GB if you are a Republican.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/44 "2008-09-10T06:03:02Z")

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My Meatloaf. There have nearly been people stabbed to death via fork over the _second-to-last_ piece.

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/45 "2008-09-10T06:08:30Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> My Meatloaf. There have nearly been people stabbed to death via fork over the _second-to-last_ piece.

Any chance that you’d share your recipe? I make a pretty fair meatloaf, but it could use some improvement.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/46 "2008-09-10T06:22:57Z")

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I have some damn good hair.

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**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/47 "2008-09-10T06:38:34Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> My Meatloaf. There have nearly been people stabbed to death via fork over the _second-to-last_ piece.

Any hints would be appreciated. No need to give the whole recipe away. I love a good meatloaf so much.  
It must be somewhat crispy on the outside and juicy in the middle. I can’t make it work at the same time. ☹ And of course a great tomato sauce that is baked in.

I kick ass on mashed potatoes but I can’t even reproduce The Cracker Barrel in meat loaf goodness.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/48 "2008-09-10T06:49:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Any chance that you’d share your recipe? I make a pretty fair meatloaf, but it could use some improvement

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> Any hints would be appreciated. No need to give the whole recipe away. I love a good meatloaf so much.  
> It must be somewhat crispy on the outside and juicy in the middle. I can’t make it work at the same time. And of course a great tomato sauce that is baked in.

My meatloaf is pretty different from most people’s. I don’t actually use tomato sauce of any kind. In 2 lbs hamburger use: 1 whole onion & one whole green pepper, processed, or diced very fine. 2/3 C Parmesan cheese, 1 C Stove top stuffing, crushed or processed fine, 1 egg, 5T French Dressing salt, pepper, garlic powder, Worcestershire sauce, to taste. Glaze with honey mustard.

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**Author:** ![Incref](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@Incref](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incref)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/49 "2008-09-10T06:57:35Z")

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Any chance of sharing your recipe **Gravity Crash**? I love a good strog!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/50 "2008-09-10T07:01:16Z")

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> [@Batsinma\_Belfry](#):
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> I have some damn good hair.

Ah yes.

Many a woman has, at first meekly and then with considerably more energy when I did not object, marveled over my hair.

It’s long, thick and relatively dark. And while it’s certainly no stranger to split ends, those ends hide very well.

It’s also fairly sturdy; at last calculation, it (really, my neck) can support more than 120 pounds. I’d bet the limiting agent there is actually my neck.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/51 "2008-09-10T07:07:36Z")

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My inferiority complex.  
On second thought, maybe it isn’t that good. ☹

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**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/52 "2008-09-10T09:51:05Z")

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My milkshake.

Damn right.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/53 "2008-09-10T09:55:16Z")

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My husband.

Also, strangely enough, my furniture.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/54 "2008-09-10T10:00:44Z")

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My dad!

My dad is like a character from a movie - he has movie star looks (he gets mistaken for Al Pacino,) he’s rich, he has extremely good taste, he is amazing at playing the piano, he dresses incredibly well, and he’s single, and he’s slept with like 600 women. He travels all over the world, for his job, and he always brings me back awesome stuff. He literally has mistresses in several different countries in Eastern Europe.

My friends are always like, “your dad is the best dad ever.” The female friends are always saying they want to fuck him. It’s been an odd experience growing up with this guy as my dad who I basically assumed is just the normal template for a dad for most of my life, and it was only when I got older that I started to realize how radically unusual this situation is.

My dad is badass!

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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/55 "2008-09-10T14:40:47Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> In the spirit of The Rocketeer’s, this prize quilt my Mom gave me is the best in the world. The picture doesn’t do it justice. It’s king-sized and hand-quilted and my prize possession.
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> [Private Group Photo & Video Sharing](http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/gigisdmb/?action=view&current=of50275443.jpg)

What a beauty! I love the autumn theme.

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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/56 "2008-09-10T14:44:29Z")

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> [@Justin\_Credible](#):
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> My [wang](http://picasaweb.google.com/SuperKing80/SuperKingTheBestOneOfTheThree#5244174474521273426).

That brings back memories. My dad worked for The World’s Second Best-Selling Commercial Jet Airplane Company for a long time, and he used to get to play with his Wang at work back in the Sixties and Seventies.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/57 "2008-09-10T15:10:56Z")

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My vast array of nonalcoholic beverages for guests.  
I’ve got diet soda, caffeine free soda, caffeine free diet soda, original soda, orange soda, mountain dew, water, OJ, apple juice, grape juice, grape soda, redbull, sugar free redbull, iced tea, diet iced tea, regular iced teas, iced coffee, and probably some other liquids floating around in my fridge.

I keep all my food in the freezer.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/58 "2008-09-10T15:14:27Z")

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My computer keyboard

(vintage Saratoga ADB Extended Keyboard II)

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/59 "2008-09-10T15:35:42Z")

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[My cat’s fur.](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/392117463_d7a5ae570d_o.jpg) Can u not feelz teh silky soft petability?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-one-thing-do-you-have-thats-better-than-everyone-elses/462811/60 "2008-09-10T16:13:30Z")

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That’s nice, **Doug** , but [Feather here](http://img313.imageshack.us/my.php?image=featherinthecloset9is.jpg) is the shedding-est cat alive. She’s like Pigpen from the Peanuts cartoons, with a cloud of fur around her at all times. (For the record, she’s not shy at all. Not super bright, though.)

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