# What other part time jobs should Trump take? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 15, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353 "2025-02-15T15:23:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/1 "2025-02-15T15:23:42Z")
Apparently being the president of the United States of America leaves you with a lot of spare time: [Trump made chair of the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts.](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/arts/music/trump-kennedy-center-chairman.html?unlocked_article_code=1.xE4.ci06.8DvqGxfqQBzl&smid=url-share) Our local Dairy Queen starts hiring for the summer in April. Perhaps… ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/2 "2025-02-15T16:22:34Z")
Janitor at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station. Can’t take up too much time cleaning the bathrooms, esp. in the winter months when few people are there. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/3 "2025-02-15T16:38:55Z")
Lumberjack, crab fisherman, roofer, garbageman. Those seem like good fits for no particular reason. [https://www.bls.gov/charts/census-of-fatal-occupational-injuries/civilian-occupations-with-high-fatal-work-injury-rates.htm](https://www.bls.gov/charts/census-of-fatal-occupational-injuries/civilian-occupations-with-high-fatal-work-injury-rates.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/4 "2025-02-15T17:03:17Z")
Garbage truck driver. He seems to enjoy it, and it’s a fitting place for this piece of white trash. > [@ftg](#): > > Janitor at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station. Nah. Snow shoveler at the same location. Appropriately meaningless and accomplishes nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/5 "2025-02-15T17:25:31Z")
Whatever job has the highest mortality rate. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/6 "2025-02-15T17:26:41Z")
Vice-president of Russia. I believe the office is in a high rise building in Moscow with breath taking views. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/7 "2025-02-15T17:56:35Z")
The Apprentice (gong-farmer’s apprentice) ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/8 "2025-02-15T18:28:52Z")
> [@2\_More\_Bits](#): > > Our local Dairy Queen starts hiring for the summer in April. Nah, McDonalds. Now that he’s figured out they don’t scoop the hot fries with their hands, he’s got it all worked out. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Iv7YvuCjZ0g/hqdefault.jpg "There's Fucking ROOM TO MOVE As A Fry Cook, Man!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv7YvuCjZ0g) ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/9 "2025-02-15T18:42:05Z")
Javelin Catcher. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/10 "2025-02-15T19:17:59Z")
Food tester for the embattled head of a war-torn emerging nation. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/11 "2025-02-15T19:47:10Z")
I’d kind of like it if he just came to my ‘shit hole country’ and tried to get _ **any** _ job. He might learn … no OK, he won’t actually learn, but he might find out some consequences. ---
**Author:** ![Steven\_Maven](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steven_maven/32/3272_2.png) [@Steven\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steven_Maven)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/12 "2025-02-15T21:14:15Z")
Dog catcher ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/13 "2025-02-15T21:27:24Z")
Urinal ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/14 "2025-02-15T21:39:56Z")
> [@rippingtons\_fan](#): > > Urinal My, how [time flies!](https://schumanchu.eu/html/l/l_00112urinal.html) ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/15 "2025-02-16T01:12:57Z")
Mine sweeper in the Ukraine. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/16 "2025-02-16T02:13:04Z")
Crash Test Dummy, but he’s underqualified. ---
**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/17 "2025-02-16T09:23:12Z")
I would like to see him actually take the role of President, but it’s not in his DNA. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/18 "2025-02-16T12:17:43Z")
Shit-slinger You know, the guy who walks behind a horse caravan in a parade. Or he could work for one of those yard services that will come and clean up the dog poop in your yard. Or operate the suction hose that people who have septic tanks need to hire to come by once a year or so. Or to do essentially the same thing to those port-o-potties set up at construction sites, parking lot carnivals, Ren faires, etc. There are so many careers in shit. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/19 "2025-02-16T16:16:33Z")
I’m not sure if he would qualify, but I wouldn’t mind if he would come over every day to clean out my cat’s litter box. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353/20 "2025-02-16T18:25:29Z")
You want someone who shits their pants to be responsible for cleaning up after your cats, who know how to defecate like a normal animal? Make Animals Get Attention. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-other-part-time-jobs-should-trump-take/1014353.md?page=2)