# What outrageous thing happened to you today? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 21, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886 "2014-05-21T02:20:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/21 "2014-05-22T19:03:27Z")
I waited for the walk light, then was walking across a busy road in the crosswalk. The old guy in the half-ton waiting to make a left turn practically _nudged_ me out of his way. **I’m walking here, asshole!** ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/22 "2014-05-23T02:12:56Z")
Broke my favorite coffee mug at the office. It was a gift from a program manager at Microsoft, thanking my team for help on a product that never released. It has the Windows Mobile version 7 logo. Sigh. Got home, and ripped my favorite bathing suit climbing into the hot tub. Ok…neither are outrageous. But that’s all I’ve got for now. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/23 "2014-05-23T02:21:53Z")
Same ol’, same ol’. Military coup, curfew declared, got home barely in time. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/24 "2014-05-23T03:08:26Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Same ol’, same ol’. Military coup, curfew declared, got home barely in time. I think you win. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/25 "2014-05-23T03:16:41Z")
My Maserati got towed from the Akon offices parking lot - again! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/26 "2014-05-23T03:59:29Z")
> [@Inna\_Minnit](#): > > Don’t all felines have barbed peens? Also, isn’t the deed over rather quickly? > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXIkUNV1OZo&sns=em](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXIkUNV1OZo&sns=em) I don’t know about tigers. But I have seen lions fucking, and it is indeed over pretty quickly. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/27 "2014-05-23T06:01:13Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Nothing out of the ordinary. I woke up, applied my “old Chinese man” makeup, and headed to work… I know I’ve said it before, but you are a seriously funny bloke Vinyl. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2014, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886/28 "2014-05-23T06:53:31Z")
> [@pabstist](#): > > I’m a substitute teacher, and I had a kid jump out the window and run to the store a block away to buy Mountain Dew for his friends. What floor? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-outrageous-thing-happened-to-you-today/688886.md?page=1)