# What part of "Fire Lane: No Parking" don't you fuckspigots understand?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 19, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286 "2003-10-19T01:41:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286/101 "2003-10-24T07:26:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
> \*\ ***Blonde** , how dare you?!?
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> We who wave (at all) to those on patrol while serving as emergency duty personnel know one thing, if this. Whosoever is confronted with an emergency vehicle (or its putative parking space) should immediately imagine that said conveyance is _en route_ to one’s own child’s, mother’s or spouse’s flame seared home.
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> ANY QUESTIONS? \*\*

I’ve got a question. What the fuck are you talking about? Didn’t **Blonde** just say exactly the same thing?

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286/102 "2003-10-24T07:37:17Z")

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Yes.

ANY QUESTIONS?

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286/103 "2003-10-24T07:39:52Z")

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WARNING: LACK OF SMILIES MAY CAUSE CONFUSION IN LESS SAVVY PEOPLE.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286/104 "2003-10-24T07:46:53Z")

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Okay, I see how this works.

**Zenster** , you’re a complete _asshole_. :rolleyes:

ANY QUESTIONS?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-fire-lane-no-parking-dont-you-fuckspigots-understand/208286/105 "2003-10-24T13:07:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
> Second; **county** , were you to be illegally parked in a fire lane and caused my residence to burn a millisecond longer than it needed to, you’d likely be the recipient of more than a lovetap or two. Personally, I don’t think an axe handle could stand up to the wear and tear I’d put it through. Then again, maybe I’d just find a nice warm (ungreased) place to hide it and call it quits. **Darkhold** , was that the “Five Cars or Less” fire lane or the regular one?  
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**Zenster,** you knew you were on damn thin ice. You’ve also been around long enough to know that threatening people IRL is not allowed. Goodbye.

I’m closing this thread.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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