# What part of "NO DOGS" do you not understand???

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 3, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-no-dogs-do-you-not-understand/484317 "2009-02-03T21:57:47Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-no-dogs-do-you-not-understand/484317/5 "2009-02-03T22:09:22Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> Yeah, but surely you don’t mean _no_ dogs. Bonzer is more like one of the family and he understands _every word I say_, don’t you boy! Don’t you! That’s right, give me a big sloppy kiss!

**Mangetout** , come a little closer…a bit closer so I can bop you on the nose…😃

I’m sure that’s what my father is thinking. “Oh, I love sleeping every night with Chiquita and think she’s the most darling creature on Earth. How could everyone not love her little yips, and not ignore the fact that she’ll stain the carpet?” This is the dog that had her litter of puppies in his bed in the middle of the night while _he was sleeping in it_! (Pukey smilie…oh, where are you?)

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