# What part of the bunny do you eat first?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 21, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319 "2000-04-21T16:56:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319/21 "2000-04-23T01:34:00Z")
European or African bunny?
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319/22 "2000-04-23T01:35:00Z")
Definitely the ears.
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Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
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### Author:  [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319/23 "2000-04-24T03:20:00Z")
I start by nibbling on the ears, then slowly work my way down the neck and shoulders. From there I work on down to the belly, then jump to the ankles and nibble my way up, the calves, around the knees, up the thighs, till I … oh wait, this isn’t the flirting thread?
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319/24 "2000-04-24T03:51:00Z")
I always eat an ear first, then start down the side of the head…
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319/25 "2000-04-24T04:54:00Z")
Ears. I’m no communist.
My three-year-old got her first chocolate bunny today (I try to minimize the candy thing with her, because she’s three, and naturally spazzy). So what does she do? She takes the foil off, and without any assistance from me or her dad, chomps those ears right off, and pitched the rest. Next year, I think I’ll just buy her the ears. Maybe. If I don’t decide to completely forego the candy thing altogether. Mercy sakes, she had a buzz-on today that made her father jealous, and he’s a **musician.**
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Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
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(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
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### Author:  [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-part-of-the-bunny-do-you-eat-first/16319/26 "2000-04-24T13:08:00Z")
My parents, sensing the impending fit of finals-induced madness about to descend on me, coupled with the fact that I needed to spend Easter at the library, dropped by my apartment with presents. My mother brought me a solid, dark chocolate bunny,and my father brought me a packet of Watermelon Pop-Rocks. I love my parents.
I knawed off the bunny’s ears, and moved down toward the neck. I’ve almost got the whole head off.
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“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
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My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
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