# What peice were you in Monopoly?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 20, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467 "2005-09-20T01:29:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/1 "2005-09-20T01:29:29Z")

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The Top Hat?

The dog?

The wheelbarrow

The Iron

Shoe

Thimble

Race Car

Cannon

Steamboat

Bag O’ Money.

I was either the dog or the iron.

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/2 "2005-09-20T01:37:08Z")

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Top hat, 'cause even then I was 🆒 .

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/3 "2005-09-20T01:37:30Z")

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I was either the dog or the guy on a horse. I notice the guy on a horse wasn’t on your list…an oversight? Or did not all Monopolies have this piece?

Happy

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/4 "2005-09-20T01:38:31Z")

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I always tried to get the car, but would settle for the hat.

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/5 "2005-09-20T01:38:45Z")

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Top hat or thimble, always.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/6 "2005-09-20T01:41:08Z")

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The top hat, the racecar, the man on the horse, or the cannon.

Never have played with a set that used the steamboat or the bag of money.

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**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/7 "2005-09-20T01:43:06Z")

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The knight!

Oops, sorry. The doggy or the Top Hat.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/8 "2005-09-20T01:50:22Z")

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Dog or battleship.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/9 "2005-09-20T01:51:28Z")

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Barons of monopolistic evil always wear the top hat.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/10 "2005-09-20T02:05:10Z")

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I was always the dog. Well it was the only piece that could logically be able to move around the board! (as I didn’t like cars…still don’t, and we didn’t have a horse in our set.)

I guess I was a pretty literal minded kid. Now, after years of exposure to Dada, I’d probably be the iron.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/11 "2005-09-20T02:07:33Z")

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[Take your pick](http://cgi.ebay.com/MONOPOLY-PIECES-200_W0QQitemZ5242704870QQcategoryZ19094QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/12 "2005-09-20T02:09:23Z")

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I allways tried to be the battleship.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/13 "2005-09-20T02:09:56Z")

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Dog dog dog dog

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/14 "2005-09-20T02:13:00Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> Dog dog dog dog

Down, boy!

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/15 "2005-09-20T02:13:31Z")

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> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> [Take your pick](http://cgi.ebay.com/MONOPOLY-PIECES-200_W0QQitemZ5242704870QQcategoryZ19094QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Now I want to be the apostrophe.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/16 "2005-09-20T02:16:40Z")

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> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Now I want to be the apostrophe.

Huh?

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/17 "2005-09-20T02:20:50Z")

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> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Now I want to be the apostrophe.

You got that right, **Susie**! That link was painful to read.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/18 "2005-09-20T02:23:53Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> You got that right, **Susie**! That link was painful to read.

Ahh. Nice spelling, too.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/19 "2005-09-20T02:28:33Z")

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I forgot the horsie…sorry…  
If I played with my brothers, they would try to run over my dog. But, I would get revenge and have the dog piss on their pathetic properties.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-peice-were-you-in-monopoly/322467/20 "2005-09-20T02:31:31Z")

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I always wound up being the shoe. I had no self-esteem.

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