# What pictures do you have in your family albums that everybody else has as well? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 5, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453 "2009-03-05T23:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/1 "2009-03-05T23:15:17Z")
I was looking at a friend’s incredibly well organized family albums recently and I’ve seen other people’s albums. These are the shots that were in most or all of them and are in mine as well: -A first birthday party that ends with a messy baby and destroyed cake. -A faded old picture of an ancient woman nobody now living seems to recognize sitting in a chair surrounded by family. -Posing with a suited Disney (or other recognizable theme park) character. -The most distinguished patriarch in the family wearing a silly hat and not very pleased expression (in my album’s it’s my Orson Wellesian father with a cigar clamped in his teeth and a suit wearing a gaudy sombrero and a ‘have you got sufficient jollies now?’ look). -A middle aged matronly woman (in my albums my mother) striking a (deliberately) cartoonish ‘sex kitten’ pose. -Adults (usually young-dating age) sitting together on the lap of a Dept. Store Santa/Easter Bunny. What are some others? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/2 "2009-03-05T23:42:10Z")
1st 3, yes, last 3, bwuh? Don’t forget the manly hunters/fishermen posing with their deceased prey. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/3 "2009-03-05T23:43:45Z")
“Silly hat/patriarch” is probably too specific: it can be changed to silly attire of any kind on a mirthless “we are not amused” wearer. One of my favorites is of my grandmother in one of those rubber band conical birthday party hats and she looks constipated. Another that I’ve seen in practically every photo album: somebody standing at a landmark that is freaking impossible to miss (e.g. Mt. Rushmore, the Grand Canyon, the White House)… and pointing as if otherwise you might miss it. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/4 "2009-03-05T23:53:20Z")
Ah, and the classic '70s photo studio shot: black background, young person [boy or girl either one] with the razor part and feathered hair looking at the camera, and then the profile shot in the background of the same pic. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/5 "2009-03-05T23:54:05Z")
“Naked baby in the bath” and “parent wearing baby on head” are also popular pictures. The “generations” picture of baby, mom, grandmom and great-grandmom are also popular. ---
**Author:** ![apollonia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@apollonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apollonia)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/6 "2009-03-06T00:05:28Z")
It may just be my family and my extended family, but in every album there’s a picture of a young baby lying on a blanket, usually with a copy of the day’s newspaper beside him or her, and also usually a sheet of paper with a handwritten note on it that says “[today’s date] I Am Months Old Today.” We call them Ransom Baby pictures. We have dozens. I like to tell my parents that they beat the kidnappers to the punch. ---
**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/7 "2009-03-06T00:32:35Z")
I can only think of the dullest kinds I see in most albums. The seasonal ones–prom dorks, sullen kids with Santa, a pile of presents under a Christmas tree, people poised to eat Thanksgiving turkey. Young guy next to his new car, woman sunbathing, woman holding flowers, angry dressed-up pet. ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/8 "2009-03-06T00:41:31Z")
The snapshot of people in your grandparents’ generation (or possibly actually your grandparents) doing something recreational and outdoorsy, like having a picnic in the woods, and wearing suits and ties (men), dresses (ladies), and hats (all). Pregnant mom at bridge club, smoking a cigarette and having a cocktail. Gosh, for some of you young’uns, this is probably a picture of your grandma. Kids in a row, lined up in order of height or age. Same shot with the same background, in different years. Bonus: one kid is crying for some reason or another, different kid each year. School play, choir, or dance recital, taken from the audience so they mostly feature the backs of the heads of the people in the row ahead, and the kids on stage are tiny dots that you can’t distinguish from one another. ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/9 "2009-03-06T00:43:37Z")
> [@Chicken\_Fingers](#): > > Young guy next to his new car, woman sunbathing, woman holding flowers, angry dressed-up pet. I love angry dressed-up pet! That never gets old. ---
**Author:** ![imfloating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bc79bd/32.png) [@imfloating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imfloating)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/10 "2009-03-06T01:40:41Z")
Dad proudly standing behind the newly constructed bar in the basement. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/11 "2009-03-06T01:45:36Z")
I have most of these, but here are some that are already scanned and online: > [@](#): > > Ah, and the classic '70s photo studio shot: black background, young person [boy or girl either one] with the razor part and feathered hair looking at the camera, and then the profile shot in the background of the same pic. [My brother](http://brookenelson.com/albums/albums/uploads/blake/normal_blake20.jpg) > [@](#): > > A first birthday party that ends with a messy baby and destroyed cake. [My first birthday](http://www.flickr.com/photos/brookeln/3120135102/in/set-72157611338364325/) [My brother’s first birthday](http://www.flickr.com/photos/brookeln/3130625618/in/set-72157611338364325/) > [@](#): > > “Naked baby in the bath” [Me](http://www.flickr.com/photos/brookeln/3120234854/in/set-72157611338364325/) [My brother](http://www.flickr.com/photos/brookeln/3135118806/in/set-72157611338364325/) > [@](#): > > Kids in a row, lined up in order of height or age. [Me and my cousins, all lined up](http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2390521&l=dbb9c&id=503421214) [My mom and her brothers and sisters and step-siblings (15 kids total), and her father and step-mother (my mom is 5th person standing from left)](http://brookenelson.com/photoarchive/all-riley-kids-1000w.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/12 "2009-03-06T01:51:34Z")
> [@delphica](#): > > The snapshot of people in your grandparents’ generation (or possibly actually your grandparents) doing something recreational and outdoorsy, like having a picnic in the woods, and wearing suits and ties (men), dresses (ladies), and hats (all). I love these- have several of them. Going driving in model Ts with straw hats and suits as well. > [@](#): > > Pregnant mom at bridge club, smoking a cigarette and having a cocktail. Gosh, for some of you young’uns, this is probably a picture of your grandma. I’ve got one of my pregnant mom smoking and another of my grandfather holding my sister when she couldn’t have been more than a few days old with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Angry dressed up pet’s a classic too- I have at least a couple of those. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/13 "2009-03-06T02:06:24Z")
> [@delphica](#): > > I love angry dressed-up pet! That never gets old. And don’t forget “the day we brought Fluffy home”. Oh! In the South, we have “House with actual snow on it”. It used to be that if you found a roll of film in your camera with some pictures taken and you didn’t know what they were, they were almost certain to be a birthday party or that time it snowed and you took pictures of your house. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/14 "2009-03-06T02:08:16Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Oh! In the South, we have “House with actual snow on it”. I posted some that I took Sunday on my Facebook just this week!😃 I think people from Iowa or Colorado or even Virginia are probably going “o-kay”, but I’m in the “you don’t understand, this is Alabama! It only lasted 20 minutes!” ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/15 "2009-03-06T02:24:26Z")
> [@nyctea scandiaca](#): > > [My brother](http://www.flickr.com/photos/brookeln/3135118806/in/set-72157611338364325/) OMG, I’ve now seen your dad naked! :eek: (Next pic in the series) ---
**Author:** ![apollonia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@apollonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apollonia)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/16 "2009-03-06T03:05:14Z")
The snow pictures have a Northern corollary–pictures of “The Big One,” usually a drift with a meter stick stuck in it or a kid (or a full-grown person) standing next to a snowdrift, or shoveling. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/17 "2009-03-06T05:24:20Z")
I have examples (over multiple generations) of most of these as well as many heritage pics scrapbooked and will add the proud pose with the first bicycle, all of the kids around the Christmas tree and from the heritage ones, folks posing with farm animals. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/18 "2009-03-06T11:47:37Z")
Naked baby on a blanket. Kids with smeared-up facepaint, fresh from the carnival/street fair. Someone standing in front of their new car. Sometimes accompanied, months or years later, with pictures of the car after it’s been totaled. Angry dressed-up pet never gets old! I have a post on my Myspace blog about my grandmother’s psychotic toy poodle and the Santa Claus outfit. ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/19 "2009-03-06T12:43:30Z")
How about [Scared of Santa](http://images.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=%22scared%20of%20santa%22&sourceid=opera&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=nl&tab=wi)? In the Netherlands, that would be “scared of St Nick” or “scared of Black Pete” ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453/20 "2009-03-06T13:55:11Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > What pictures do you have in your family albums that everybody else has as well? Would “your mom” be too obvious a joke? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-pictures-do-you-have-in-your-family-albums-that-everybody-else-has-as-well/488453.md?page=2)